There is apparently a financial services company that exists, and it is named "City Kitty Capital", or so the man says whom answers the phone.
Here is obviously how it goes on a daily basis:
Caller: (To Hedgeman)
Hellow, meow, City Kitty Capital!
Yeah, hi, I'm interested in investing..
Meow, are you looking for high-yield cat litter?
No, I want to be liquid...
So then I can put you in some real smelly cat urine..
Hedgeman: (To self)
Why does everyone think I'm gay?
Get off my meowing phone you mothermeowers! Meow fuck meow!