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Stonegood Evilbird Tours the Candy Factory
Wednesday, July 23, 2008 by scott


Now here I present an entirely fictional circumstance that takes place in an entirely fictional factory with fictional players and fictional clothes, and a lot of people think it's true, so it's true.

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Tour Guide: And here you can see where the raw material comes in...

Stonegood: What is that? Sugar? Why don't you just use crushed rock, it would be cheaper!

Stonegood: Also, you shouldn't make candy. You could get sued if someone has medical complications or gets too fat!

Tour Guide: But sir, we are a candy company...

Stonegood: Look! Your machine is leaking! Back when I worked for the Nail Factory, which we called "Nah", I would be fired right away if that happened!

Stonegood: In fact, once at "Nah", I'd just finished fixing everything, when a guy punched me in the face for no reason!

Stonegood: I wanted to get him back and put eggs on his car, but then I didn't. He got fired, but then I got laid off too, but you know, I still owe "Nah" all this loyalty.

Stonegood: Working for a giant corporation like "Nah" is great, you know, because they can treat you badly and you can't complain. And they are always right. Hey, why is the back of your head on that wall?

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  please stop

  Saturday, January 31, 2009 by shelley the Unclever Bitch
  You're Not Funny
  Go and watch a film called 'The King of Comedy'.
It stars Robert De Niro as a character called Rupert Pupkin - a sad, pathetic character who is trying to make it big as a stand up comdedian - yet he can not see that HE IS JUST NOT FUNNY TO ANYONE!
  Monday, February 02, 2009 by Dicklock apparently
  You are terrible
  This is possibly one of the shittest sites I have ever seen. Your comic strips are utterly fucking lame and I wish you nothing but a shit life!
  Monday, February 02, 2009 by Tom
  stop it now
  Mintred. You are not funny. In fact, I am not even sure if you are trying to be funny. what i do know is you are wasting oxygen. please die.
  Friday, February 06, 2009 by brendan
  This here cartoon
  This here cartoon was actually an inside joke. I wouldn't expect you to fancy it unless you are stalking me or have some manner of voice-transmitting apparatus hooked up to me.
  Friday, February 06, 2009 by scott
  Inside jokes...
  ...are best kept inside, and off the web. This is not even slightly funny. You make clowns cry...the scary kind of clowns.
  Saturday, February 07, 2009 by Name deleted
  Seems I can put whatever I want on here...
  @Name deleted: I remind you that it is not your responsibility to read all of the internet. Go outside. Collect some flowers.
  Saturday, February 07, 2009 by scott
  Censorship starts here...
  ...when they truly begin to censor the internets. They will point to the insignificant speck that is your site, and say, look what I save you from.

And people will agree...
  Saturday, July 03, 2010 by Frankie Ercel
  cant figure it out
  What is your website even supposed to be about? David? Cause talking about him is the only thing I see on here...
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by interested user

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