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On the Subject of Tap Dancing
Wednesday, May 02, 2007 by scott
A man tap dances on stage.
Man in Audience: "What? Is that supposed to be entertaining?"
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Dicklock isn't funny
These comics are not funny.This site isn't funny either.Please kill yourself.
Tuesday, February 03, 2009 by Anon
It's funny because the exact same things can be said about this site.
Monday, February 16, 2009 by S
@S: Why would you need a pair of sneakers to visit this site?
Tuesday, February 17, 2009 by scott
Fuck you MIntred
This is the worst thing i have ever seen, i have been searching this site for 30 minutes and i have not even let a murmur or a slight ha!
You are by far the worst blogger this side of north havelbrook, please stop it, stop it now
stop all the torture this site brings me. i wish i was laying on 1000 knives listening to the sweet waves of nickelback instead of surfing what is to become " The worst site this side of north havelbrook"
Wednesday, July 01, 2009 by Larry Ender
Sorry to see you go, Larry
I am sorry that you felt obligated to view my website, despite the discomfort (nay, pain!) it may have caused to you. You do realize, of course, that you are not in fact obligated to read this site. There is no law nor other instrument binding you to do so!
Therefore, I can only assume that you are being sarcastic, and that you actually love my site! In which case I thank you, and no longer feel sorry for you.
However, I'm not sure I understand your obsession with "north havelbrook". There is a pop-culture reference to "North Haverbrook", via The Simpsons. Is there another reference of which I am unaware, or is that simply where you live?
PS - You should also note that laying on 1,000 knives would not be painful, as your weight would be distributed across them. I saw an example of this principle during 1st grade gymbroree, or some such.
Monday, August 17, 2009 by scott
Are these comics supposed to be entertaining?
Monday, June 07, 2010 by steve
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