This is a follow-up to my grand journalistic exposé on David Thorne. It should be obvious to you by now that this trickster is not to be trusted.

I am no idiot! I know that much humour is based upon fiction, for example Short Circuit Part II. However it is when this humour is taken as truth that my ire is provoked. Many people, including my very wife, were sucked in by this poor-man's ruse of the Spider Used to Pay a Bill (and others!).

And I am not content in knowing this, sitting on my duff, watching the world go by! I instead made a great problem for this David Thorne (and his many, many supporters that he invented). I corresponded with him in an heroic act of journalism, which I will now present to you below.

I am well aware that in accusing someone of inventing correspondence for use on the internet it may be assumed that I have, in turn, invented this very correspondence. I can assure you that I have not! These emails are very real, and should be taken to heart by even the coldest of readers!




Now let me interject two things here. First, his above message included the following attachment:


I have censored David's face into the manner
of a robot, so as to protect him. He only sent
the black-and-white part of the image.
Second, here is a screen-shot of his email, to demonstrate the pompous way in which his emails are formatted:


He also asserts in each and every email that I should purchase a 27bslash6 shirt. I would find this to be overly obnoxious, were you not also able to purchase a fine, upstanding and classy Mintred Shirt. (You will notice that my shirts are a better deal. They are six US dollars less expensive than David's, but they are at least six or eight sexiness units better than his!)

I assure you that my emails are formatted in a straight-forward manner, with black text and nothing ostentatious, such as a woman.

To continue:




And that would be all, were it not for his revealing comment to the instigating page:




And now I will respond to a few choice comments. Mind you that most of these comments were probably left by David himself, usually in the guise of a woman! It was also David whom voted the article down to its current rating of NEGATIVE 27. I know this from IP addresses. Unless he is running a fat farm of users sharing the same IP address, which I do not think that he is. I will let this tremendously negative number stand, only such that you can see of what menace his character is composed!




I understand that this is probably David Himself, demonstrating his self-loathing and horror-show mind. As such, I will leave it to you, the reader, to draw conclusions.

As for my comment area: No.

And I have no idea when I'd asked his permission for anything whatsoever. I accused him of being a phony, and untrustworthy.




I you think I might find that he is? You keep thinking that.

Yes, I prefer my design better as well! It is why I invented it! However your sarcasm is undue. My site is not in fact beige, it is a color I've made up: Priceless Coral. It is also cleaner than David's very site. I do not have boxes everywhere full of supplementary content, and pictures of men with fruity haircuts.




Thank you Hayley, it is always good to meet a fan. Most especially one that asserts to be female. Do not tell my wife, but I am flattered!

Ah, but it did evoke a response. Observe your response. (And the slogan refers to bothering me, not you. Which should be obvious from the use of the word "me").




Karen! You must be a friend of Hayley's! You do not arouse me to the same degree, however. I believe it may be your name. I do not know what "tall poppy syndrome" is, but if it has to do with drugs then count me in. Perhaps you and Hayley would form a club of admirers for me. That would be excellent, and I would even advise as to the design of your website!




No. That is not at all what I am "saying". I claim that he was in fact purposefully looking at pictures of topless men on Google Images. This would indeed raise the probability that he would find an image with the initials "D.T." in a message on a topless man's abdomen. It is a coincidence, I agree. "D.T." could stand for any number of things: Duke Therman, Dental Typecasting, Diabolical Tushy, Dan Thergood, Dip Theria, and yes, even David Thorne.

You will notice that I took the word "Idiot" off the end of your comment. I did not like it.




David, you will have to buy more than just one copy of your own book in the guise of a woman to make it worthwhile.

You are entitled to your opinion regarding my site, irrespective of how wrong and fundamentally incorrect and moronic your opinion is. I am glad to correct you though! It is a good day for us all!


I trust that this settles the matter for everyone.