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Wednesday, January 28, 2009 by scott

I call charades on this nonsense. There is a man, apparently in Australia (the spell checkers' Austria), whom enjoys writing things on a web site! In fact, he is probably not the only one.

He is, however, the only one claiming to have done things that he has not in fact done. Things in the name of humor, no less. On its face that is OK with me. Certainly it would be called ‘fiction' by many. But in this case it is rendered completely devoid of humor by its fallacy.

You are shocked, and surely would ask unto me now, "But Scott, who is the perpetrator of this trick, this ruse of the day?"

It is this guy:

A man obviously of Australian living.

He runs a web site that is arguably arranged in a more artsy-fartsy manner than mine. It is far less humorous, however. I have "linked" to it only so that you may see for yourself how seriously he takes his artistic vision.

Now to the crux of the problem! On his this page, he seems to claim that he'd had conversations with various men of varying body types, convincing one and all to write sentences on their bellies! He does this in the guise of a woman!

Very humorous, no?

No. Because it's all a pack of lies, lit by a lighter of deceit and smoked by Satan himself. How did I deduce this? Using my powers of deduction! Deductive powers heretofore unseen on the internet! For you see, with the exception of the first image that he presents, all of the handwriting (stomach-writing?) is the same from one image to the next!

Particularly, examine the "E"s.

Now, I'm no CSI-douchebag, though I could presently go to Home Depot and obtain a blue and a green light, thenst using those lights on a scene which I would shoot from a camera that is inside an object wherein one would rarely expect to find a camera. I can observe that the "E"s were penned by the same hand. Also, they were obviously just "Photoshopped" onto the bellies of the men. You can just tell, you have an eye for this.

My wager as to what went through Mister Thorne's head:

"I am now looking upon Google Images at pictures of fit young men (as I am wont to do!), and I see that this man has an apparent communiqué on his abdomen!"

"He wants to be 'inside' of 'd.t'. Hmmmm. Perhaps this is my chance for comedy!"

"I am now 'Photoshopping' words onto other mens' stomachs that I have located within Google Images."

"I am now making this page available on the American-invented internet such that people can mock it."

I would find all of this to be far less scandalous, were this very David Thorne not to have just recently been praised for attempting to settle an account with a crap spider drawing. Not only was he praised by some, but his ruse was reported as true by news agencies and such. (Example | Screenshot Cache of Example).

It is interesting that this alleged "Jane Gilles" writes in the modified style of David Thorne.

It is even more concerning to me that this lady would put up with such nonsense whilst a man owed her $233.95.

I accuse David Thorne of having invented all communication with other parties on his web-site, even those that would deign to call him a "retard". Surely he knows that conflict is key to any dramatic comedy! He would be a fool not to have heard this on commercials for TNT, three years ago.

Also, whereas he may invent stories about bees and such crap, I would only write factual stories about bees. Should it make for less interesting reading, then so be* it.

*Pun not intended. I only saw that this could be construed as a pun after having typed it. I would have re-phrased, but I don't care enough, and would rather spend this time typing this very disclaimer.
(82 to 1454)
  You have caught me out with your awesome detective skills. I had thought I had gotten away with the perfect crime but I had not figured on your scrutiny. It is now apparent to all that I simply 'make this stuff up' to fool the world for my own unknown reasons but what is not realised is that because the other people are real voices in my head, this counts as a medical condition. Please feel pity and send me money.

Regards, David.

P.S. The E's all look very different to me.
  Wednesday, January 28, 2009 by David
  who cares if they are or not? I dont think so but it is still fifty times funnier than anything on here and the emails are only a small part of that website. the best stuff is the simon and lucius pages. Sour grapes?
  Wednesday, January 28, 2009 by Jackie Simmons
  What a sad little man you are. Awww you were one of the douchebags that wrote on your tummy for David weren't you?
  Wednesday, January 28, 2009 by Mandy
  Well done.
  I for one applaud you on bringing to light this devious persons facade. Who does this David think he is? I have read through his website and failed to even raise a smirk at his imbecilic nonsense. I too think he makes it all up and feel he should be severely punished for his deceit and astonishing attractiveness.
  Wednesday, January 28, 2009 by Tabitha
  Women coming to a man's defense!
  @Jackie Simmons: I care. That should be obvious to you by now. Try to keep up with the rest of the class. You are wrong about the rest of what you said. No, I would not like any soured grapes, thanks.

@Mandy: I am amused and large, actually. You caught me about the tummy thing. I am number 5 in the list, what with my saucy old-man stare.

@Tabitha: Your sarcasm is your undoing! You are attempting to empathize with me such that I can later be embarassed by your turn of play, but I will have none of it. And David's attractiveness is astonishing, insofar as it is better than one would imagine. But not good. Not good at all.
  Wednesday, January 28, 2009 by scott
  Re: @tabitha
  Not at all. Your wariness is unfounded. I agree with your 'e' examination and theory of photoshp manipulation 100%. I have also discovered that his c's are all curvy and semi circular with a bit cut out and his x's all have two lines intercrossing.
  Wednesday, January 28, 2009 by Tabitha
  I want to Penetrate David Thorne. Not in the ejaculatory way. I want to penetrate him with a knife. Then I want to defecate on his bed sheets after he has just washed them. Then I want to smear orange juice pulp inside his belly button. Then I want to eviscerate his pet. If he has one. And especially if not.

And also... Make this fncking comment typing area bigger you dirty Mintred cunt.

And next time... don't ask his permission. Just do it.
  Wednesday, January 28, 2009 by RegisCake (Ross Amorelli)
  "He runs a web site that is arguably arranged in a more artsy-fartsy manner than mine."

I think you might find David is a designer by trade. Besides, I prefer your website design Scott, it shows you don't care and I have heard that beige is the new black. Plus there is too much technology and clean design on the internet, your 80's look makes me feel comfortable because I am old and scared by new things.
  Thursday, January 29, 2009 by Craig Elston
  Hi, I don't usually comment on blogs but I have studied handwriting for the forensics department I work for and wanted to say that in my opinion no two of the letter E's you have displayed are written by the same person. You would need more letters to be sure but the downward stroke has been commenced first in numbers 2 and 4, the downward stroke curve is opposite. In image 5 the downward stroke is clearly an extension of the top stroke which has been continued through, this is unlike the others. In number 4 the crossover strokes are also unlike any of the others. In a court of law I would say that there is similarities between two of the letters but my opinion is that all five, or at least four have been drawn by different individuals. Writing upside down on your stomach will also force you to revert to basic patterns and I am surprised there are not less differences. I have had a look at the belly message page and other characters used show clear differences. I know you are just having fun and I enjoyed your page. Just wanted to let you know thats all.

BTW, Regiscake probably needs a big red arrow pointing to where you can stretch the comment box field out. A big flashing animated gif arrow or something.
  Thursday, January 29, 2009 by Mark
  Impressive skill set
  Your very impressive and sleuth-like detective skills are amazing. Now that I look back... I wonder how I didn't realise that it was all a sham. Thank you.... thank you so much for exposing this fraud and making my work day that much more boring. I hope that your website gets that many more hits for its connection with his, despite how undeserved those hits may be.

Yours in admiration,

PS - Your site doesn't "bother me" in the way you seemed to think it would. Sorry... but it doesn't really evoke a response at all.
  Thursday, January 29, 2009 by Hayley
  that guy that did those letters the same
  fucking killer dude. Totally caught him out on that handriting and shit. Like those letters are exactly the same dude! he is a fagget and wots up with those pink eyes?
  Thursday, January 29, 2009 by ALEX
  This page kind of reads like you are jealous of the popularity Davids site has. Some people might see it as tall poppy syndrome. I thought the pun bit at the end was funny though.
  Thursday, January 29, 2009 by Karen
  This page would have been better if you had made it funny.
  Thursday, January 29, 2009 by Justin
  He found the first image?
  So you are saying that he was just on google images and he happened to find a guy with no top on with "I want to be inside you D.T." written on his stomach which is his initials (amazingly coincidental) and he made the rest up? Fuck it is so obvious now! Do you go to a special school? Idiot.
  Thursday, January 29, 2009 by Phil
  It must be annoying to Scott that the only thing funny on this page is the comments.
  Thursday, January 29, 2009 by Simon
  the belly page
  I think the best page on davids site is the ikea page with simon making the experience painful. I laugh every time I read that. If David wrote a book I would buy it. This site isn't very good though.
  Thursday, January 29, 2009 by Colleen Meller
  Multiple personality posting syndrome
  16 comments from 10 IP addresses! Amazing how many people are forced to share computers with each other. Or maybe you are all stealing WiFi from each other using penises as antennas?

Also, it's incredibly dismaying that this article was voted down to -27! Shocking how all of the negative votes (save for 2) came from the same IP! I can't fathom how terrible it must be for over 30 people to share the same computer! I really really do feel for you, sitting on this surplus of computers as I am.

As for the rest of "you" commenter"s", I'll be getting to you in my next post, where you will suddenly find yourself uncertain of which way to face at the toilet whenst I tear you a new one.
  Thursday, January 29, 2009 by scott
  IP Addresses
  You must have a fantastical setup on your magic IP searching hardware - especially for a free blogger blog - to be able to locate peoples IP addresses. That is awesome seeing as it is A. illegal for IP addresses to be shown, B. Google analytics dont even show ip addresses because it is illegal and you dont even have google analytics code on this page and C. maybe you made it up.
  Thursday, January 29, 2009 by Simon (and Justin to be honest)
  IP Address Accusations
  If you A) knew anything about web hosting then you would B) realize that this is blog software that I awesomely wrote using my fantastic skills of programming, and C) that it is in no way illegal for IP addresses to be "shown" (in the USA anyway), and D) I do not use Google Analytics and finally E) it's my own server, so I can look at whatever logs and database tables I wish. But good observations, really. I truly admire your deductive abilities more even than my own.
  Thursday, January 29, 2009 by scott
  hey simon
  you are right. he might be talking about hosts but if he is talking about ip's then most ppl's ips are not static so that wouldnt make sense anyway. I think he did made it up.
  Thursday, January 29, 2009 by Mixitandloopitman
  whots my ip address then?
  if you can see it what is it then?
  Thursday, January 29, 2009 by Mixitandloopitman
  IP Address Accusations
  Take a look at the log for yourself. This is every line for today with "EditComment.aspx" in it. Times are in GMT.
  Thursday, January 29, 2009 by scott

  Saturday, January 31, 2009 by shelley
  Not my real name...
  "Now, I'm no CSI-douchebag" Too true, just a regular one.
  Saturday, January 31, 2009 by John Smith
  Yeah he probably did make some of it up. And? At least I laughed at his bee story. Maybe cause I ride a bike, I dont know. It made me laugh though and yours didn't so I repeat... and?
  Sunday, February 01, 2009 by Mike. K.
  do you actually have any?
  Sunday, February 01, 2009 by not a fan
  Did my best to trudge thru this but it is still not clear to me if Scott likes to wear a Captain Pickard uniform. I also dont think that Enterprise is as good a show as The Next Generation. But it does have that guy from Quantum leap in it doesnt it. 8 monitors to observe dwarf pornoghraphy on also seems a little excessive. Staple pictures onto the inside of a lampshade allowing you non stop 360 degree pornstastics views while you wear it on your head with the loose fitting Captain Pickard pants.
  Monday, February 02, 2009 by stottle
  David Thorne's work I really love, Fake or not, at least it is funny, Yours however, is not.
  Monday, February 02, 2009 by Samara
  David Thorne is awesome
  Subject say's although i guess i should say your a wanker too :)
  Monday, February 02, 2009 by Dicklock?
  Wow, Man; Just Wow...
  Greetings from Belguim,

Not only are you an asshole, you are an incredibly smart asshole, full of wisdom on even the most trivial of subjects.

I enjoy the rare occasion where I can pretend to work while not actually work while catching up on what posts I missed as I actually worked, which is rare indeed, so I enjoy very much.

I suggest a visitation to the subject of Schrödinger's cat. This topic should infuriate you sufficiently.

  Thursday, February 05, 2009 by The Number 42
  scott and david make the best couple.
  Tuesday, February 10, 2009 by not lucius
  You do realise that by writing the above you have simply strenghthened David's view and added weight to his arguments? And thankyou for the link to his website. Now that i have had a chance to review both your and his i know that i will not be returning here.
  Wednesday, February 11, 2009 by Mark
  I suck
  I have recently been exposed to both David's site and your internet scratch board of a blog. You are truly an artisan in the craft of writing with phrases such as "pixelated as hell." While David's stories may not be wholly true, they are truly funny. You are not. You are boring. Also, you are probably a closet homosexual. Eat penguin shit and die you ass-belonker.
  Thursday, February 12, 2009 by Nate Clark
  Decommission this Website
  The United States Government orders the owner of this website to decommission it due to going over limits of failed attempts at humor.
  Saturday, February 14, 2009 by President Obama
  Monday, February 16, 2009 by SPAM FAIL FAIL SPAM FAIL
  Are you...?
  Tuesday, February 24, 2009 by Franknstn, Melissa Richardson
  Why the stray "d" Scott?
Really grates my cock so it dose.
  Monday, March 09, 2009 by Yeah.
  Stray asinine comments
  Why do you care about the stray "d" at all?

The rouge "d" is adequately explained in my comment "Doo Doo that could stuff even the hardiest toilet" in the article here:

I hope this satisfies your yearning for all things irrelevant.
  Monday, March 09, 2009 by scott
  yourself, loser
  Sunday, May 03, 2009 by Ryan
  Are you kidding me? So many articles on David's site are hilarious. Why would you even spend 5 minutes on something like this if you don't like the guy? That's something a teenage girl holding a grudge would do.
  Friday, June 05, 2009 by Kane
  I ought to come over there and willy-slap you for your ignorance. Mr Thorne's articles are pure comedy, and his patter far out-weighs anything you have to offer.

Leave your bitterness at the door with your hopes and dreams.


  Friday, June 19, 2009 by Simon
  "This site best when viewed on a screen using eyes."
  Friday, June 19, 2009 by Bottom of the Page
  You're not very good at what you do.

I think you should know....Your grammar is not that good and I think you might be overusing your thesaurus. Also, your jokes are not very funny. You're taking the whole "I'm a dick and I don't give a shit what society does because I'm so awesome and intelligent, so I'm going to question everything society does" blogging thing a bit far. Give it up. You bother me.

OH and someone already commented on this, but I completely agree with them. Bottom of the page FAIL.
  Saturday, June 27, 2009 by Diana
  Are you truly so impressed by yourself?
  Scott, I am utterly horrified at the thought that _you_ think you are anything other than the basest of morons.
The only thing which shall keep me going from this point on is the knowledge that eventually you will prune yourself from your portion of the evolutionary tree, and I honestly hope that you have not continued your faulty genetics by procreating.
I invite you to take the hint, run a nice hot bath and then share it with a toaster.

Have a nice day.
  Saturday, July 04, 2009 by Astounded
  Stop trying Scott
  You're making it look difficult.
  Thursday, July 09, 2009 by Matt Hodges
  Your articles blow
  You are not funny in the slightest. Go screw yourself.
  Sunday, July 19, 2009 by John
  Heard you were a fan.
  Not cool man.
Now if you were totally bitchin and awesome like that sexy David Thorne, then I'd probably let you by my second in command.

Also, I feel bad for your wife.
  Sunday, July 19, 2009 by Cpt. Picard
  Search Engine
  Perhaps you've heard of Google?

Just to be clear, I didn't mean to make this into a personal thing. Can you please delete the links to my blog because a lot of people are writing mean things. Also, my wife is getting upset as porn is a touchy subject in my house after she received her last credit card bill.
  Sunday, July 26, 2009 by Search Engine
  The internet is fun again...
  I suspect and hope that Scott is really David and he's taking the piss out of everyone reading this, no matter whose side they take. Either way, I think this whole thing is the longest joke I've ever paid attention to and I don't even know if there's a punchline. Good job.
  Sunday, July 26, 2009 by An admirer
  David Thornes website
  caused me to google your name and come here out of curiosity.

Since I will have to conclude this experience quickly to avoid digging my eyes out with a spoon, I will only suggest that you in the future ask some adult responsible person if it is ok to go on the Internet before doing so.

In which case the person should say "no".

I will now hurry back to and hopefully the scar your inane drivel made on my soul will heal in time.
  Sunday, August 02, 2009 by Stian
  Photoshop Ahoy!
  Suspicions aroused...

That photo certainly looks familiar. Just without the belly message on it.

  Friday, August 07, 2009 by trk
  Well his article about you was certainly factual.
  Saturday, August 15, 2009 by Dicklock
  Whats amusing
  Is that even though you slander him, he is generating more views to your website than you ever would have received without his attention. I only came here to see who the douche in his article really was, and im sure its the same for most people here
  Tuesday, August 18, 2009 by Pookus McFly
  Marty McFly's retarded cousin?
  @Pookus McFly: I don't recall slandering Mr. Thorne, and once again I point out to a sloppy reader that I've earlier opined that his writing is humorous.

My only objection is that the fiction is couched as fact.

Good show in jumping onto the negative-comment bandwagon, though. If you went to the trouble of Googling my name, scrolling all the way to the bottom of the article, and writing a useless comment, I should think that you might have gone to the trouble of reading my article (and perhaps the follow-ups). I suppose you had better things to do, like scrolling and typing.

I did take one of the previous comments to heart, though, and have offered further proof of this article's veracity:
  Tuesday, August 18, 2009 by scott
  Ah! the wonders that a keyboard can do! you provide amusement to other people, your blog is a source of never ending amusement. Your humour is terrible and you try to hard, but that is OK cause people can still laugh at you. Thank you for it, I have never seen such selfless behaviour, putting yourself in the line, waiting patiently to have people laugh at you, allowing for funnier people to use you as a template for the main character of their jokes; that is one great service you are providing to society, be proud, look up and dont squint, a pigeon turd might fall on you one of these days (if that happens will you be so kind as to take a photo of yourself with the turd still on you?).

Once again thank you for your much needed services to humankind, you and your kind are the cement that holds the bricks of society!
  Friday, August 21, 2009 by You bother me
  Things don't need to be true to be funny. Likewise, just because things are true doesn't mean they're funny, as is the case with your website. On the other hand, I have sat reading pages on David's website whenever given the opportunity recently.

Lighten up. There's no sense in bashing someone just because you don't like their particular sense of humor...I mean, unless you LIKE looking like some jealous shmuck.
  Thursday, September 03, 2009 by Kaitlin Lara
  The alphabet
  Hey isn't it funny that most of the letters used in the pictures resemble letters of the alphabet and when you put 5 images of the letter "E" ironically they all look like the letter "E".
You need to get into forensics - well TV forensics as they come to the same conclusion by using your system of "How about that" science.
P.S nice way to get people to come and check out your site by abusing a better web site... That's gold man.
  Monday, September 14, 2009 by You bother me
  This has to be David.
  Tuesday, September 15, 2009 by Bad Alex
  Dude you are so jelous because David's monkey is so much more creative then you are?

I have read two or three pages from your site and it makes me want to vomit! Or maybe not because then I will need to clean my keyboard and stuff.

Your preciseness, detective skills, your geniality and your humour - man we should all admire you because maybe you are a genius and you should totally get a Nobel Prize. Or maybe the other one - Ig Nobel Price. Maybe my pet monkey should get it for you. Or maybe David's monkey, I am sure he has one, the one who can substitute Kylie Minouge when passed out. I heard that his monkey has a IgNobel Price (because it found out that bees can fly through the open windows of the car). But it got tired of it so he can pass it on you.

Ow and @ RegisCake (Ross Amorelli) - you see, David has a monkey. You can kill it, it will make you feel good. Or maybe not. Maybe I should get rid of the monkey first so he doesn't have a monkey and then you would be even more happier to slay it. That is the way we will do it.

Anyway, Scott, who is Dicklock?
I assume it is you. Or it is a name other kids used to call you when you were a kid and you now have a trauma and hate the word. So now anyone who is not to your liking is Dicklock...Nice to meet you, my name is Martin.

Never mind. I can't look at this page anymore because "This site best when viewed on a screen using eyes". I appearently don't have these so I am going to check which I can check without these items.

With regards Martin.

PS: @David: I would like to join the party in the Apartement 3 with you and Simon. I already have a ninja outfit and a NunChucks (I also have some throwing stars up in my sleeve, but pssst, that will be our secret between you, me and Mr.Dicklock). See you there! :)

PS2: @Scott, ow I mean Dicklock: Sorry man, I don't want to bring you down or something. I just felt the urge to comment on this. Have a nice mintDay.
  Wednesday, October 07, 2009 by Martin
  you suck
  you're not funny and your grammar is terrible.
  Friday, October 09, 2009 by rtkg
  david and goliath
  dude! talk about douchebags! are you fucking kidding me? you don't seem to have an ounce of wit or humour stapled to that fatass of yours. seriously, man.. words like heretofore? lit by the lighter of deceit and smoked by satan himself???? Man, that shit is all so forced. it's almost like you're trying to write like this david dude, and failing miserably at it. just give up, yourself. I hope to god that you are david, and this whole thing is just some brilliant ruse for publicity. Sadly, I feel this just isn't true.
  Thursday, October 15, 2009 by ajs
  Your red "d"...
  "rouge" d, Scott?
Perhaps you mean "rogue" d?
Or am I mistaken and this is a humorous(?) attempt to copyright another colour?
Whoops, it's already taken, babycakes. Those damn Frenchies, first they fail to support you in an immoral war, now they're taking your new colour schemes and pretending they were a part of their language all along!
Err, and just exactly how do you get to "invent" a colour, anyway? How do you know no-one before you has ever selected an RGB of 224-212-188 ? I believe I saw it on my Cabot paint chart listed as "Boringly Beige"...
  Saturday, October 24, 2009 by English teacher
  Who's Scott Mintred?
  You should be thanking David Thorne, not writing bitter posts about his comedy being 'fake' (though I'm not sure how writing about something imagined makes it less funny). Before I went to Thorne's web site, I had no idea who you were. Now I know. And I can never unknow.
  Wednesday, November 18, 2009 by Melanie
  riding the tailcoats of celebrity
  the funniest thing about your website is the fact that the only reason people have visited it is to read about David Thorne.

you are obviously trying to ride on the tailcoats of his success and celebrity as everything else on your website is poorly written and dull at best.

i commend you on your beige background, it is easy on the eyes but would like to point out to you that womens breast are not located on their shoulders as your comic strips suggest.

therefore you are a hippocrit.

p.s thanks for the link to 27bslash6, i have now switched to google so i will not make the mistake of coming to your website again.
  Wednesday, November 18, 2009 by sebastian
  your blog just shows how pissed off you really are with david . ur blog is full of spite and it isnt even funny .. at least david's is ..
  Thursday, November 26, 2009 by aarushi
  are a fucktard.
  Friday, December 04, 2009 by god
  It's pronounced "gah".
  @You bother me: It took more than a keyboard, my technologically illiterate friend. It could have been done without one.

@Kaitlin Lara: I've already told you that I think he's humorous. Jesus H Fing Christ.

@You bother me: Yes, I've already alluded to the fact that it's not science by mocking CSI: Whamblammy, a show that I do not watch and does not exist. Way to take the inference -- up the ass, it appears, not the ears.

@Bad Alex: This has to be Good Alex.

@Martin: TLDR.

Just kidding, I read it, I read it. A long and incisive essay, I'm sure.

Why are you addressing this Ross Amorelli and David Thorne, here? Surely they would be better addressed on their respective websites.

Dicklock is you.

@rkg: You didn't capitalize the "y" in "you're", if you want to play that game. Also, I believe "you suck" was the subject under which Einstein wrote most of his correspondence. Truly the thinking man's insult.

@Melanie: No, no you can't.

@sebastian of French Canadia: "..also people are not composed of a set of sticks and a circle (or three)".

I assumed that you'd meant to write the above as part of your rant, but forgot. I know, stating the obvious is a difficult thing.

How does that make me a "hippocrit"? (A hippopotamus that is overly critical of things, I assume).

@aarushi: Aren't you a character in Mario Bros.? Get back on your kart and drive on over to diarrhea-pipe-town.

@god: Oh, if god says it then it must be true. :(

  Monday, December 21, 2009 by Scott
  You're an idiot.
  Even if his email dialogues ARE fictional, they are very well constructed and just show he's very clever with his humour!

Your humour on the other hand, is far from clever. It is trying SO HARD to be funny that it fails.

GL with that. But just remember DAVID>>>>> you.
  Wednesday, December 23, 2009 by E
  Good heavens.
  Good heavens, someone is a tad touchy.

Regardless of falsified conversations and/or humour, his page is still fifty times funnier than this page could ever be, assuming that you pumped it with enough humourbolic steroids to sterilise and kill a small mountain goat.
  Thursday, January 14, 2010 by Ludicrous Liam
  Scott your a retard!!!!
  Friday, February 19, 2010 by Danielle
  Just how much... do you waste keeping this site up and running?

  Saturday, July 03, 2010 by Frankie Ercel
  Massive Fail
  This is a blatant act of jealousy because of David's success. So what if it is bullshit some people still like it. If you concentrated on your own work more instead of just slating other people's maybe you would be more successful.
  Wednesday, August 11, 2010 by Ricky Leipzig
  much better than you!
  Thank you for linking David, he's much better you douch!
PS. I a "real commentator" check the IP numnuts! FAIL!
  Tuesday, September 07, 2010 by I like him better
  You need help
  Seriously. Go seek some professional help. You invest too much time and energy into hating someone you don't know for the sake of hating them. It's bizarre.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by K
  my god
  you're super boring - well done! x
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by something
  Superior Designed Website
  Scott after reading your emails on 27bslash6 (where you seemed like a huge douche) I decided to head out into the interwebs to find you and you better designed website. Unfortunately I was very disappointed in your despicable design as well as your priceless coral color.

You are right about good design and readability, but you have neither. In fact your site is so boring to me that I barely glanced at this article and will not read any others. What did catch my eye was the negative rating you have on this post, cheers on that.

Good luck in your time travel quest though. Maybe if you make it back in time you can change the 'good design' standards to incorporate the shitty color you have made up.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Bryan
  How did you know my name?
  DEAR. GOD. You think your site is funny? Quit. Now. Quit trying to be funny. You're terrible.


  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Dicklock
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by scav
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Dicklock
  I must admit that I did not expect much when I clicked the link for this blog.
Just a silly, obese, narcissist of a semi-man throwing a pissy fit over another persons perceived(internet) success.
I was right expecting this, of course.
What i did not expect was to spend 15 minutes chuckling at the comments.
I love you guys
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Erica
  Wow, sweet beige.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by beige
  What comedy?????
  Hi. Just thought I might add my two cents worth. I find David Thorne’s articles funny. Even if they are made up; and who knows, maybe they are. But seriously, putting this much time into scrutinising his work and claiming that you are funnier just makes you sound pathetic. If you are as funny and as clever as you claim to be then no doubt you will eventually appeal to the masses and create a fan base of your own. But my advice on this issue to you is to desist from trying to steal from David Thorne’s fan base. It makes you look desperate for fame. If that’s what you really want, why don't you go on the Jerry Springer show with some espoused gripe stereotyping some impoverished minority?
By the way I am not trying to be a smartass and I don't want to be famous either. So you can both take this advice and learn from it or you can ignore it and carry on making yourself look like a sore looser.
I wouldn't post this advice both because the sentiment might appeal to others and they might share my views; thus making you an antihero; a somehow perverted Moriarty to David Thorne’s Sherlock Holmes.

Good luck with fame…..I hope you deal with it better than you do with David Thorne

  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Finbarr O'Meara
  Get a day job
  Seriously. You have the sense of humor of a calculator--and, since I gather from David's responses that you clearly don't pick up on subtleties, I mean this: you no funny, you boring and dull. Also, your website is ugly. No one likes beige, no matter what ridiculous, computer-nerd name you assign it. Priceless coral? That's stupid. Just accept the fact that you have failed at life, and that no one needs to read about it in cyber space. There's nothing sadder than an un-funny person. Oh wait, yes there is: an un-funny person who makes themselves the object of others' jokes.

And stop using "heretofore," in your un-funny posts, unless you are an attorney, or you have beaten David at truly designing a time machine and have managed to travel back to the 13th century when that word was invented, or you have become a 13th century attorney.

David: 1 Mintred: 0
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Mari
  you will not find it here
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Richard Klock
  You really do suck...
  Honestly, you suck. Balls.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by You Suck
  I am a bitch
  I enjoy showering with men and touching men.
Thank you for your time.
-Scott Mintred
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Fake Scott Mintred #443
  Please, if you are going to use the words whenst and whom, use them properly. You are acting more immature than my kindergarten class. The entire class. If you wouldn't mind losing your vindictiveness and becoming an active part of society, we would all greatly appreciate it.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Frustrated teacher
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by its ray finkle
  smells fishy
  I suspect a double identity is at work here......very funny.
if I am wrong, then what a strange little man you are Scott!
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by crunchytop
  You are a foggot.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by David Thorne
  Wait... the internet's not real?

PS. This website is really really.... REALLY stupid.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Fatty Mc3yearsago
  I don't know about you guys but I think that David guy sure is pretty- the way his pink eyes sparkle and dance in the moonlight like a dark-haired Australian Edward Cullen... Magnificent.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Fake Scott Mintred #442
  Scott Mintred
  HEY! I LOVE POGS TOO! YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Fake Scott Mintred #442
  Proven by disproving
  By trying to disprove him, you just made him prove to every reader that his mails are real.

By the way, I visited his site not because it would be real, just because I like to read his conversations. It's fun.

A jealous author like this isn't funny...
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by David
  I challenge you to read these stories without a tear in your eye
  This is probably the most powerful and thought provoking site i've ever stumbled upon. The serious and un-funny stories are moving and the reader is literally silenced by the creative nature of the writer....whats that?...hold mean this is a comedy website? Oh shit.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Sperry Shmason
  Did you just call me dicklock?
  Yeah, David Thorne is pretty great. I think you post too many articles about him though. Trolling really only works to keep 4chan out of obscurity but good luck with whatever you do with your time. I'm going to go back to reading 27bslash6 articles nao.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by theodoreruxpin
  Oh God...
  I am surprised to see so many unoriginal and pejorative comments left on this site by people who've read the 27bslash6 article. You clearly aren't nearly as imaginative as David Thorne.
I don't think he intended to redirect the Internet populace's hatred to this poor man.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Dertnim
  You're hilarious, you have to be that guy's main publicist! Do you realise you sound like a bitter 10 yr old?
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Martha
  This Website
  What a load of crap. No style and no creativity. Much prefer 27b/6
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Ian
  I'm glad you've informed me of my name, which is apparently "Dicklock."
  You should thank David Thorne and his epic website for getting you page views.
I feel like you need to see a psychiatrist. Well, first take an official IQ test. Then, if your results are above 110, see a psychiatrist, because you have a disorder. If they are far below 110, then you're mentally retarded.
Hope this helps!
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Dicklock
  Really though?
  Do you honestly believe your site is actually funny, let alone more funny than 27bslash6? The inside of your head is silly.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Alastair
  Enough already!
  Leave the poor bloke alone.. he might top himself!
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Marcus
  What a shame that you lack the writing acumen to successfully engage readers. You could actually learn from Scott, but instead, you mock him. I'm sure you are overjoyed with the extra traffic boost you have received due to the mockery, but alas, you are still an irrevocable douche.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by
  you twat
  you really don't know what you are talking about do you? you don't have anything on David. where he is ridiculous and likeable, you are as stiff and funny as an English Butlar. try and learn something from him. don't be so full of yourself, because the higher you set your pedestal, the further you fall, and the more people will laugh at your failure.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Jar Jar Binks
  Wow I bet you wish you were half as funny as David Thorne. Your "Priceless Coral" is better known as beige. You cannot invent colours as they have be generated by a computer making them not yours.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by HM
  Aren't you something
  I like your peachy beige website. It's like you really tried to make it boring on purpose.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Well
  you're lame
  Scott, please stop, you're embarrasing yourself more than your physique alone.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by patokid
  You are an idiot. If you don't like his website don't read it. It's funnay as hell and you are jealous, bugwit. Get a fuckin' life DILDO!
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Kieran D.
  You sad little man
  Seriously, grow up - really really quickly, don't stop until dead.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Cock End
  Thank you Scott
  I just wanted to post a thanks to you, Scott, for advertising to me a much funnier and more interesting site than your own. I will now be reading David's blog and have no need to ever visit yours again.

My Sharona

Ps- Actually, thats a little misleading i'm afraid, Scott. I never would have visited your site at all if i hadn't clicked the link from Davids page.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by My Sharona
  I'll have to admit... at first I thought this "Scott" guy was a real person!! It was only after I visited this fantastically unimaginable website that I realized that he, along with the brilliant site, are just clever creations from the mind of David Thorne. Way to go, David!! You almost had me hoodwinked into believing you. "Priceless coral"!? HAHAHA... brilliant!
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Ampersand
  out witted
  simple. and whats more funny is that you started the fight.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by laugh-er
  I think you got raped. Brutally. In the behind. Aussie 1, fat cunt none.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by John
  If i were to make your background color into coral, how much would it be worth?
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Dicklock
  Haha. No one likes you.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Meatpuppet
  you bother me
  you're an idiot. your attempts to respond to people's comments are idiotic and only succeed in increasing the already intense irritation i feel towards you after reading this article.

also, thanks for calling me a dicklock, i'm sure you think it's hilarious.

p.s. it's not.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by You Suck
  -685 huh? Wake up and smell the loser you pathetic fuck. You engineered your own humiliation and now you're acting like a bitch because it will be read by millions. Reap what you sow you whiny little foggot.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by suckhole
  obsess much?
  At first when I read the time travel e-mails between you and Mr. Thorne, I thought his calling you obsessive might be just part of his brand of comedy. But after looking at your website, jesus fucking christ dude, you ARE obsessed with him. It's starting to look like he might need a restraining order against you.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by sunjester
  I wish
  you were dead. or me. that way we wouldn't have to co-exist.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Paul
  Terrible Web Design Skills
  You seem like the kind of guy who wrote his own site, i thought i might add to the abuse below my pointing out how terrible the code is. Its actually worse than the humor. Tables for layout, really?
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Andrew
  this is the best website ever and your analysis is correct
  Is there any way that you could post some pictures of naked women? I think naked women would make this site way, way better. Now, if there would be any way these naked women could be having sex with other naked women? I think having naked women having sex with other naked women -- or even an occasional black man -- would compliment the color and design of this site.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by fast willie
  Scott, you are a tool. A huge tool. Not at all a useful tool, but an infinitely superfluous tool. I liken you to the pentagonal allen keys that come with Ikea products that can never be used again.

You are the gum upon the sole of my shoe. I loathe you.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by David
  Dear, whatever the fuck your name is. I forgot.
  If all of David's content is fake and in no way funny, why would you try to emphasize this? If it's all fake and dumb, nobody would like it, right? So what have you to fear? I mean, it's so obvious that it's all fake, right? People surely have noticed this by now, and are all going to say "poo-poo" to David's site, correct?
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Clueless313
  Im a fukin genius
  Im a genius cos i reckon this site has been put together by david thorne.
david i think your a genius marketer
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by ODEOED
  Compared to David Thorne, you fail at comedy.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by CaptainXenu
  Congratulations on your superior intellect! I too am of superior intellect and have deduced your claim of David's fraudulence was a mere ruse to gain popularity from 27b/6's huge following. 'Airnet highfive' from one superduper smart guy to the next. I've never had the pleasure of visiting your site and after today, I'm sure I never will again. From the avg. -10 rating on your post to -500,000 rating on your 27b/6 sir, have arrived.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Jucky
  What a Joke!
  Dear Scott,

Having read your website and David's I have decieded yours is the much funnier of the two.

You are a joke!

Much love,

Unbaised Opinion

P.S. All the E's are different - good job on the detective work!
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Unbaised Opinion
  Yer a dick
  see subject line

  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Derp
  I couldn't understand why you thought all the E's looked the same, but then it all made sense when it became suddenly clear to me that you have no life.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Brody
  Precious Coral
  Dude beige is dead and judging by your size you will be soon also.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Beige Brigade
  You are a very benign minuscule bit of a man
  do not waste UN-WORTHY time trying to destroy a comics awesomeness such as David Thorne's. You should spend your time reading joke-books of the sort and read David's website have fun idiot.

P.S. I would have taken the spider for payment.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by IHATEYOURWEBSITE
  I almost forgot....
  have you noticed your rating?
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by IHATEYOURWEBSITE
  "... suddenly find yourself uncertain of which way to face at the toilet whenst I tear you a new one."

Seriously, you're a twat.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Dave
  I actually pressed "good" when voting. Not that I support that sort of stuff you place here, this vote was just to cheer you up. Perhaps, you will consider giving this up. Not everyone has a sense of humor. Don't try to dump something funny if you can't, just try to post something interesting.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by somebody
  Bravo Bravo!!!
  To start off i would like to say that your site IS infact funnier that David's but not for the reasons you have in mind. the irony kills me as you genuinely believe that you are "more intelligent" and "funnier" than someone you are clearly jealous of. I would also like to add that the awful layout and colour of your site offends my eye.

Good look in convincing people that your site is better, you certainly have entertained me.

loves and kisses
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by koris
  Funny as.
  Well I have found plenty of humourous content on this site. None of it contributed by Scott, however.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Florence of Arabia
  1. You used powers of imagination not deduction.
Deduction requires a set of premises that lead to a conclusion. Not just whining because someone else has a more popular website than you. Deduction needs to be in some way truth evaluable, saying that the letter 'E' looks in some way similar to the letter 'E' is not deduction.

2. The internet was invented by a British man, Sir Tim Berners-Lee.

And yet you have the gall to call yourself 'intelligent'.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by George
  Comedic Talent
  Random people writing comments here are funnier and wittier than you are, Scott. Sorry.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Mick from Orstralia
  Why would you anger the entire audience of David's website? 1000's of whom "attended" Kate's party, which was awesome by the way. Was it an attempt to raise your site profile? Get people to read it and compare it to your own in an effort to gain some new regular visitors?

Real or fake David's site is genuinely amusing and if he has to engineer some new content to keep people coming back for more then I for one say "go for it, as long as its funny and maybe involves cats".

I haven't read anything else on your site yet but once I have a cup of tea and some spare time I will, and who knows maybe I'll even bookmark it.

Let me know your thoughts.

  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Stonebridger
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Dicklock
  Your grammar is truly horrible. The irony, while not uncommon, is no less sad. In an attempt to sound intelligent by using words like "whence" and "whom" and Elizabethan grammatical structures, you have in fact shown your ignorance by using them incorrectly. Don't try to sound pithy by using unusual language; it just makes you look ignorant and desperate. Also, for the record, "whom" is an object. Using it as the subject does not make you look well-read. It does the opposite.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by TL
  Who's that trip-trapping over my bridge.....?
  This site is obviously another of David Thorne's brilliant sites. The excruciating lack of self-awareness (purporting to have a WIFE?? Just precious) is clearly a comedic take on the propensity of the internet to breed trolls and fatbeards, or troll-fatbeards, in this case.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Kirsty
  "He is, however, the only one claiming to have done things that he has not in fact done."

Really? Nobody on the internet claims to do things that they haven't done.

You're right, the other day I fought off an entire freight train loaded with buses which were, in turn, loaded with smaller freight trains. The smaller freight trains, however, were the size of a standard passenger train (the original train being a megatrain from mars housing semi-mega buses from venus). Each train was stuffed with 1 thousand flaming ninjas who were wielding machine guns filled with hand grenades. Just as I was cleaning the blood from my latest ninja kill, a shark grew legs, and proceeded to fist me. I wouldn't give him the upper hand though. I shat all over his hand. The startled shark was in awe of my amazing "salsa-poo" and retreated to the ocean, which the mega train was flying over to begin with.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Cabbagehands
  Scott Mintred is a retard. David Thorne is obviously more funny than your website, Scott. It seems like all you do on here is bitch about him. Seriously, go outside. It doesn't bite.
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  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Dicklock
  uh oh!
  I came to this website hoping for a nice enjoyable read, something that when I turned off my computer and think to myself, "Wow, that was a great website I was on!". I was wrong, after spending 3 minutes on this page I found that it was in fact NOT anything worth reading. I could have been spending those 3 minutes which is now approaching 4 and a half doing way better things, for example I could've composed a symphony, or I don't know...hitting my head against a wall just for the fun of it.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by James
  My Twinging Cock
  You are a twinging cock..

This is a terrible website, please attempt to be humorous :)

Be much better Scott.

Much better.

  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Cocktwinge
  Scott is a dick
  This is the worst god-damned website i've ever seen. I bet it's gotten more hits the past few days by david linking to it than it's ever gotten since it was created.

The sad thing is, this fatass Scott doesn't even realize how big of a douchebag he is. When David called this website beige, fatScott replied, "My website isnt beige imbecile. Its a color I invented called Priceless Coral."

Hahahaha, priceless coral is priceless indeed. What a douchey asshole.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Chris
  Your website
  I don't get it; are you funny?
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Grunties
  Its me, but a younger me
  I seen my post on my futures webpage and decided to travel back in time to see where I hid my time machine wardrobe.

I found it, I traveled, I spoke to me and me told me that me should post here!

Your sites content is what a fart is to a space suit!

I thank you!
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by The Real David
  This chap... funny.

Perhaps you should drop him a line?

Oh, & if that's you in the picture, you are fat; I am qualified to make this judgement, as I too am fat, but have one less chin.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Son of Grunties
  Who cares?
  So you've managed to make us all landing on your page... Will we be here tomorrow? NO! Because we're came from David's website.

Why? Because it's fun! Are the stories true? Who cares?

Just look at the ratings and think a bit...
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Visitor
  Your a moron
  As per subject ... you are a moron!

"I'm easily twice as intelligent as you are..."

The arguement of the moron!
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by Pud
  Dude your such a jealous dick :D Ive seen Davids page and mate you seem like you have some serious issues. Chill the fuck out and yea loose weight :L No, your not hot either.

P.S. David man i love your work, this guy aint funny.
Go there for Davids version
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by JMCI

ur even fat in scotland mate
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by ACE MACLEOD
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by CRISS ANGEL MINDFREAK
  ...& the fact that you don't understand it.

e.g. "A pair of ducks."

(Later, awesomely, ironically used to describe avoiding a blow; genius. Which you're not. Fatty.).
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by Grandson of Grunties
  Wait...You're funny?
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by
  Come on!
  This Mintred is just jealoux about all of the attention David is gettin. This is seriously a proof that Mintred is the loser in this "battle". David just does his thing and entertains a whole lot of people including me. Mintred however your site gotta be the most boring site i've ever seen. I mean come on even the background color screems Boooring?!
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by Barack Obama
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by Emily
  This conflict has a simple conclusion....

David Thorne's blog is far better (and funnier) than this one.

In fact, what troubles me most is knowing that I will NEVER get back the 10 minutes I have just wasted reading this petulant drivel.

No need to thank me.
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by Billy
  David Thorne > You.
  David Thorne is funnier than you and his website is better designed than yours.
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by Anonymous
  David Thorne lied??
  Thank you so much for posting this informative article about David Thorne's misrepresentations. I have done some research myself and luckily clicked on one of the links on this page which redirected me to a page selling David's book! I'm sure the book is equally a pack of lies, lit by a lighter of deceit and smoked by Satan himself. I have therefore purchased 25 copies for my friends and family to scrutinise. We hold weekly meetings where we discuss each page in detail. We have highlighted and placed post-it notes on the various passages. The meetings have become quite popular and I have had to order another 50 books for the extra members. When we have finished we will forward our research to you as I know in my heart you are the only one who can do something about the only person on the internet who is "claiming to have done things that he has not in fact done".
Thank you for your vigilance Scott. You are making the internet a safer place. I feel so dirty and betrayed to know that I have laughed at things which I now learn are untrue
  Saturday, October 02, 2010 by Nucole Montgomery
  David is a douche
  Scott, David clearly has an IQ two to three standard deviations below yours. Your blog is awesome and Priceless Coral is exactly that, priceless. I took a sample to my local Home Depot and they made me a can of interior latex house paint which I used to paint my cat. Bravo, keep up the good work mate.
  Saturday, October 02, 2010 by Cool Al Mr C
  "American-invented Internet"
  Thought it funny you said the internet was 'American-invented'.

Do some research.
  Monday, October 04, 2010 by mark
  The futility of your brain.
  David is better than you.
  Thursday, October 07, 2010 by Andrew
  You've just won 15 minutes of fame all thanks to David. You really should thank him for bothering with a beige person such as your self and making you look slightly interesting. Just don't be a cry baby and enjoy the commotion while it lasts.
  Sunday, October 17, 2010 by Luka
  real bad
  So i really want to know how it feels to have about everyone on your site hate you? thats gotta suck.Why not delete your page? Their is no way your beast of a wife could be attracted to someone getting ripped on in his own web site. seriously.Oh yeah and nothing on your site is funny with the exception of the shit talking all of us are doing about your dumbass.Are you dead yet?
How about now?
  Thursday, October 21, 2010 by you suck
  i almost forgot to tell you
  You are worse than cancer.
  Thursday, October 21, 2010 by you suck
  Your Invention
  Gee, I wish I could invent a really ugly shade of beige. How clever you are, Scott Retread.
  Monday, November 01, 2010 by Isaish
  hahahaa ohhh you are epic
  A good author doesn't need to tell their audience what they should think, believe or feel. Your insecurity is hilarious- you have to tell yourself that your skills at wit and humour are fantastic. That's pretty pathetic, telling yourself on a public forum because you so desperately need to hear some praise.

Dude, you need to go to a self-esteem camp and work on that confidence of yours, you shouldn't need validation for strangers to make yourself feel good.
  Tuesday, November 23, 2010 by Socks
  Not. Fuck you. Your life is as filled with bad jokes as it is with carbohydrates and sadness. I think that the description of your website is quite fitting, as all I feel when I see this beige disaster on my screen is an overwhelming and 'bother'some feeling of having to take the world's most painful shit. Still, taking said shit would be a far more preferable alternative than staring at your lines upon lines of retarded shit-squabble. You're ugly. I hope it becomes incresingly apparent to you that you have lost this battle of wits with David. Perhaps it was never a "battle", per se, as it would be like watching Jesus beat a small retarded child named Scott to death with his own brain stem. Obviously this is where your lack of communication skills stems from. Get it? STEMS? I can make puns too. But I'm not a prick. :D Die in a hole.

P.S.: I came to your page through 27b/6. Just like everybody else.

P.S.S.: Try to control your fat ass from attempting to devour your own computer, as the beige resembles that of human skin.

P.S.S.S.: I find it incredibly ironic that "MintRed" is the name of a design newsletter. What's wrong with design aside from the fact that your blog has none?

(I left my IP for you so you can see that FUCKING EVERYONE HAS 192.168.1...)



(P.S.S.S.S.: I can't put a heart. That makes your website soulless and deviod of affection. Just like your parents.)
  Tuesday, November 23, 2010 by (Alex P.)
  You have successfully managed to earn us the "World's Most Despised Disease" award in People Magazine. Thanks FUCKTARD! We beat out colon cancer, eboli, and super AIDS. We have taken up smoking as an attempt to slowly end our own life after our cover was blown when we tried escaping to a different country. Perhaps they found us through our IP Address... We opened up a barbor shop, but it was unsuccessful due to our wealth of beige-themed designs. Unfortunately, beige isn't a popular hair color, even in the future. I suggest you stop now to keep us from further failure, for it only ends in despair and self-loathing.

Now, you may be wondering how we earned "World's Most Despised Disease." Research now proves that all diseases come from an excess of lard making us essentially a disease as the copious ammount of deep-fried Twinkies we eat every night has replaced most of our body mass.

Please stop being such an awful human being now before it gets out of control. It makes us fatter and more stupid, contrary to popular belief before the year 2015. I can't stress to you enough just how much people hate us and this could all be fixed if you would delete our terrible blog page that only proves how much of a fucktard we really are and it's not worth the pain and suffering.

Yours truly,
Future Scott
  Tuesday, November 23, 2010 by Future Scott
  you are an ass
  you are an ass
  Sunday, December 19, 2010 by pete thompson
  you are a loser. why do you care if this guy makes stuff up or not? there is so much wrong with the world but you waste your time writing blog posts on somethings so meaningless. you are a waste of air and electricity. you are no longer welcome here. get your things and go.
  Tuesday, January 11, 2011 by Colm
  Your superior intellect
  Whats it like to wake up every day knowing you can be outwitted by a stapler?
  Thursday, January 27, 2011 by Tipsy McStumble
  my ordinary reason
  tells me that a man wanting people to be regarded a dinosaur, hiding all the time before more than about 10 men, makes his slaves this about 10 men do evil things as his emotionally imbecyle mind. thats not about slaves thats about source of evil on the earth the slave owner. he hides himself so much that he don't want to have a name even and all his names he gives are made up. it surely is a strange man. i would said its olwasa e strejndza. mayba itisa aliena obco ono jest humora on zlego tylko lubia. blazenskiego nie normalnego zlosliwe ea albo ordynarne aaaaaaaaaa ma wiele osobowosci figurantow i zabiera wolna wole wielu osobom. teraz kze kukielkowac w trybie pierdoliza

  Saturday, February 05, 2011 by by means of conrad
  the whole point of writing is communication. maybe the fact that your blog is crap can be blamed on how you write for the smartest 3% of the world. the only problem is that the smartest 3% probably doesn't even give a shit that you "invented" a new color. maybe if you'd synthesized a new element, but a color? seriously bro? your like a kid in grade school bringing home a mud-pie to his friends mother because your own is too busy being comatose from whatever cocktail of booze and sedatives she's into this week. stop using the Old English translator and say something.
good luck on the hegemony, Ender.
  Monday, February 07, 2011 by runningsideways
  That's Scott, He's a Dick.
Also, I'm growing more and more confident that "Scott" is actually David Thorne. Comeon David, we've all worked it out, you're using a writing style similar to the one you normally use but painfully less funny, in an effort to stir up controversy and spark all these comments defending your site, but really David, really?
  Sunday, March 13, 2011 by Tom
  At least one factual e-mail
  Far be it from me to heap opprobrium on top of what is already a growing pile, but there is at least one real e-mail on David's site. It's the one invloving you, time travel and Wesley from Star Trek. Sure David changed your name, being a good sport and all, but we all know it was you. Sad times.
  Monday, March 14, 2011 by Hannibal
  Obsession, thy name is Scott
  I was curious if this site actually existed anymore and simply typing "priceless coral blog" in Google led me here. I guess you already got the message that you've been had, hard. Hopefully you learned your lesson.
  Tuesday, October 18, 2016 by Dicklock

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