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On the Subject of Preferential Seating...
Friday, April 20, 2007 by Rob

 


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At P&B Seville's...
Hot Waitress: "Good afternoon gentlemen! Follow me."
Table 1: "Business business business."
Hot Waitress: "I remember you guys... Would you like 2 soups? Hee hee."
Gentleman: "What a fine establishment."
On a different day...
Ugly Waitress: "This way."
Yenta: "Yenta yenta yenta."
Scott: "My ice is milky."
Vin: "My soup is milky."
Rob: "Ha ha... Why didn't you say so... ha ha."
Bitch: "Fwap fwap fwap"
     
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  My foreskin
  I miss my foreskin. I used to let strapping young construction workers place the heads of their penises inside my good old foreskin.

Man I miss that foreskin.
  Monday, April 23, 2007 by Scott Rosenberg
  foreskin
  Being that the last time I had foreskin was when I was about one week old, it's an odd thing for me to say that about the construction workers. More insulting to the workers, actually, because it implies that they're pedophiles.
  Tuesday, April 24, 2007 by scott
  Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  I don't get it
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Name
  I think i have cracked it!
  I do beleive that i know the reason why this website is so bad. Scott has become too fat and lazy to write his own garbage, so hired a 4 year old with Down's Syndrome to write for him. Scott, whom everybody ates was killed by a mob, but the child is still in his basement, writing garbage. i hope this helps solve all the questions people have been asking to themselves.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Poirot
 
  Die in a fire
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