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On the Subject of Recursion and My Broken Scanner
Sunday, April 22, 2007 by scott

 




Transcript

Me: "This is my best cartoon yet. Now to scan it!"
Scanner: "Bzzzt..."
Me: "WTF!"
Scanner: (As it is hit by me) "Smack! Bang!"
Me: "You piece of shit!"
Me: "Fucking asshole crap scanner!"
Wife: "Calm down!"
Me: (Thinking) "Shut up.", (Saying) "O.K."
Me: (Takes picture).
     
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  My asshole brother
  Man I hate my twin brother Scott. He totally has no dick.
  Monday, April 23, 2007 by Rott Scosenberg
  THE THIRD..
  If I could save time in a bottle... I would shove that bottle, straight up my ass..
  Monday, April 23, 2007 by Someone (pretending to be Drew)
  Jerking
  I ask men to jerk me off much more than any straight man possibly could..
  Monday, April 23, 2007 by You-Know-Who
  Spam.
  I've changed a lot of messages to reflect that it's "someone pretending to be someone". However, I'm leaving the last message as-is, because it's very well what he might say, even though that was not him.
  Tuesday, April 24, 2007 by scott
  Thanks
  Hey, thanks a lot for that. That's awesomely fantastic of you.
  Wednesday, April 25, 2007 by Jordan Durante
  Lame
  Are all your comics this bad?I think I accidentally your bad button.
  Tuesday, February 03, 2009 by Anon



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