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On the Subject of Going to Health Class in America
Friday, April 13, 2007 by scott

 




Transcript

{In the city}
TEACHER: "If you get pregnant, try to get the morning-after pill within 48 hours!"
{In the suburbs}
TEACHER: "Remember that no matter who you're with, you have to use a condom!"
{In a rural area}
TEACHER: "Don't worry, you can't get pregnant from a toilet seat!"
{In the south}
TEACHER: "Welcome to religion class!"
     
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  "This bothers me."
  Your cartoons appear to depict all of these students as pregnant. Is that the intention, or is that just the ambiguous line of the desk.Also, this isn't funny.
  Tuesday, February 03, 2009 by Anon
  That ^
  The line is indeed the desk that is attached to the chairs, thank you for asking.

Sorry to hear about your lack of humour.
  Tuesday, February 03, 2009 by scott
  Really?
  Not as sorry as we are to suffer your lack of humour.
  Saturday, February 07, 2009 by Marc Papermaster
  Do you...
  do art for a living? The rawness of the talent here, combined with the simplicity of your strokes, drops my jaw in awe.

I would like to pay for a piece. How much?
  Thursday, February 25, 2010 by Alan Aufrichtig
  Arch Parch Fennimeister
  @Marc Papermaster & Alan Aufrichtig: I can't imagine what your real names must be. I assume that you'd use better names than your own when posting online, and those are both absolutely terrible.

How do two people without the slightest imagination when coming up with names think that they can criticize me? It's truly bizarre.

If those are your real names, please scold your parents for me when you see them.
  Friday, September 24, 2010 by scott
 
  I may have swallowed a condom.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Fake Scott Mintred #447
  This is not funny
  Nothing on your website is even remotely funny. In fact it is terrible. I would have rather choked to death on a dick than read another listing on your website. You are a horrible horrible writer, artist and human being. I hope you die sometime soon.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by
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  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by Manu



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