Incidentally, don't go to Quizno's.

I'd never been, but I went yesterday and it was pure crap. CRAP!

They show all these glorious toasted sandwiches boiling with cheese on toasted bread, but none of that was true!

They put my sandwich through a machine that breifly accosted it with minute amounts of heat, and totally did not toast the bread. The notion of cheese melting all over your meat (heheheheh) is completely false, because they put the cheese on the bottom. They have children make the sandwiches somehow! Children aren't supposed to work at night!

Also, the cup claimed the "restaurant" is based in Italian cuisine, but that's obviously not true from the shitty stupidity of the whole establishment. And the straws are too thin. You have to make a great effort to drink anything. They are very long.

I know this would have been more appropriate for ipisson.com, so maybe I'll write something funnier for that one time. Probably not.