This cartoon, drawn by mine own hand, was inspired by the feud of Mr. Cramentulous and Mr. Blempharette.
Blempharette: "Oops, I seem to have stepped in your flower bed."
Cramentulous: "Don't worry about it."
Cramentulous: "Sorry, I got some of your mail and opened it by mistake."
Blempharette: "No problem."
Blempharette: "Sorry, I seem to have run over your dog!"
Cramentulous: "Get the hell out here, or I'll kill your wife!"
Blempharette: "That's your wife, idiot!"