OK, so this sucks.

The Olsen twins are turning 18 in June. They plan on going to the Gallatin School at NYU in the Fall. Furthermore my sister goes to Gallatin school now.

BUT MY SISTER IS GRADUATING ON MONDAY!!!

So whereas previously I had a chance to meet the Olsen twins (who are way hot, in case you are living in a cage with your head up your ass, or are a heterosexual woman), now I do not.

And that is unfortunate.

Time to start hanging out downtown after work.