Ok, what the hell were you doing last night?? At about 1:55 I was still watching TV, and you woke up and walked straight to the closet where my toolbox is. You proceeded to, with great difficulty, manhandle my toolbox out of the closet and into the hallway. In the process of moving the toolbox, you ATTEMPTED TO ENTER THE CLOSET, but could not CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND YOU because the toolbox was preventing the door from closing. You then moved the toolbox farther away from the closet. YOU REPEATED THIS THREE TIMES!!! When the toolbox was finally out of the way and the closet door could close, you went into the bathroom, peed, and casually STEPPED OVER THE TOOLBOX on your way out, and went back to sleep.

You didn't acknowledge or look at me the entire time, even when I asked you if you "needed help with something".

I went into the room a few seconds later and asked you what the hell you were trying to accomplish, but you said you had no idea what I was talking about. I repeated my question, and you said, "What? I'm asleep." And then I left, but I was cracking up the whole time.

Did you do that just to fuck with me?????????