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Tuesday, January 29, 2002 by scott
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68 degrees!
WTF is up with that?? Hasn't anyone told our lord Jahova (yeah, read it like it looks, bitch) that it is nay the passing of spring, but yet that of winter? Apparently not.
WELL DON'T FUCKING TELL HIM!
This is sweet. He can sit on his ass, forgetting to make it cold and piss us off. He can sit on my finger and spin, if he takes an enema first. (That'd also be a good story to tell, and prolly would get me into heaven, no?)
My point being, it would be much better to go outside. But, instead, I'm stuck in this orifice. I mean, office. Sure.
I almost forgot, I wanted to plug Tom's site. Go here:
http://staticriver.blogspot.com
Then you will be kept up to date with all the world's events!
Also, I got cologne on my thumb this morning, it still reeks, and i just put my thumb in my ear. NOW MY EAR BURNS. Damn.
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