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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 by scott
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You are a talented young lad. Keep up the great work, I do not mind changing my boxers from laughing so hard.
Wednesday, April 11, 2007 by DrewWood
The amazing a-hole
Amazing A here again!
Once again you got some FAT titties flopping about on your comix strip. I LoVe ThOsE fAt knobs, son.
Monday, April 30, 2007 by Yeah, son
"How I became a programmer" is actually pretty funny Scott.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009 by Mike the Timewaster
Ha hahaha, that was funny! Nice one.
Monday, February 23, 2009 by Ash via Australia
It was funny and tasted tart on my tongue.
I laughed so therefore it was humorous.
Wednesday, March 04, 2009 by Doo Doo Magoo (skela)
You might be legally retarded. I would seriously get yourself checked out you fucking dick weed. Just fuck off already.
If its the 8 hits a week on your shit web site that is keeping you alive, then just ignore them and suicide it up - fag boy.
Thursday, March 12, 2009 by Dicklock
Deh duh derrr neyaaaa
@Dicklock: Allow me to deconstruct your comment.
You might be legally retarded.
Very true, I
be. However, a duck
also be a cougar, but it's not.
I would seriously get yourself checked out you fucking dick weed.
You would like to get me checked out in a non-comical manner? Would it not then be incumbent upon me to first check in? I am also aware of no plants (weed or otherwise) that grow in a human penis. Please elaborate.
Just fuck off already.
I have already fucked off. It was quite enjoyable.
If its the 8 hits a week on your shit web site that is keeping you alive,
I get more than 8 hits/week. Perhaps you mistake the current rating of this page (8) for the number of hits. If so, then you are wrong. A website cannot, AFAIK, keep a person alive. A website also cannot (and I am quite sure of this) be composed of feces. Feces has no logic circuits nor useful electrical properties for computing.
then just ignore them and suicide it up - fag boy.
I do not believe that it's possible to suicide an item, even whilst it is traveling with a vertical vector. Perhaps if you specified the item to which your pronoun referred, then we could discuss it further. Were you intending to sign your communication "fag boy", or were you attempting to call me "fag boy"?
In case of the former, I laud you for being so bold and open re. your sexuality and age. If the latter is the case, then I must point out that I am neither gay nor a boy, but I cannot possibly be offended because I don't care of the misconceptions you possess. And the comma would have been the appropriate punctuation.
Thursday, March 12, 2009 by scott
I think it is awesome that you think you are funny.
The fact that you took all that time to reply with so much detail just to try and be funny, when no one cares, and everyone wants you to die is awesome.
You enjoyed fucking yourself? well we know thats why you get all that fatty porn.
Maybe one day you will get the pleasure of a real woman without paying for it. Maybe you just prefer being penetrated by a man....
Fucking dipshit. Die. Now. Please
Sunday, March 15, 2009 by Fake Mintred whom Shit his Pants
I will like to correct a mistake
I will like to correct the person,who said that mintred gets only 8 hits,..You are wrong!!....
c'mon 8 hits!?!?!...dream on,it gets only about 2 hits,where one of the person ,who gives the hit ,is himself..
Scott also keeps clicking the good button,so as to not get a negative score...
Actually,i found this one, a bit funny..the last part was a true-life experience for Scott and we should thank him for sharing it with us... Hope you die soon,Scott...
Friday, October 02, 2009 by sachin
By Scott, I think you've done it!!
Wow Scott, You've actually drawn some funny cartoons here. This is comical and clever. Your other stuff is crap, but this is a good bit, and so I thought I should let you know.
Also, it was very brave to put your life story into the last one.
I made two cheeky jokes in this comment and they are both funny. I checked with a friend so I know I'm right. I wonder if you can work them out?
Friday, October 30, 2009 by Cosmo
Are there really people paying philosophers to shut up, except maybe Christians? It's sad, philosophy is so much interesting. It's like meditation, we're all philosophing one day or another.
I like the computer programmer pannel though.
La vie c'est comme un pâté chinois ça ne doit pas se gaspiller,
Friday, November 27, 2009 by VHS
You should draw one more square, with a man drawing a terrible stick figure and telling himself how awesome he is at everything. The caption beneath should say "How Scott Became Nothing."
Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Grady RIchards
Please note that woman's breasts are generally positioned below their shoulders. Just thought you should know so you can find them in the dark.
Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Barry
Now that was funny
Haha duude, the comment about "Anatomy" was the only funny thing about your post.
Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Mel.
Man, check out those shoulder boobs. You're drawing from memory because you cannot remember what a female looks like right?
Friday, October 01, 2010 by flubber
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