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Battlestar Galactica Tongs!
Sunday, January 11, 2009 by scott

 
I was at an Indian Restaurant on Saturday, and to my surprise we received a dish that was to be served with Tongs resembling the Battlestar Galactica logo. Once I worked with a man whom caused me to think of the show as "Gigglestar Blacklactica", but that's neither here nor there.

Regard this:



Then it was that I looked up the BSG logo at my Local Library (just kidding, I can afford a cable thing). It turns out that the tongs really only look like the BSG logo when you are not also looking at the BSG logo.

I decided that perhaps I'd been thinking of a Cylon Raider for that previous time, and so I called on my computer "show me that!". And so it did, but it didn't really look like the tongs.

Then it came to me that perhaps if the Cylons were to contract a marketing company (such as "Harry the Cylon's Marketing Extravaganza and Blowout!" (Cylons would not be good at marketing, you must understand, and hence the shitty, shitty name for a marketing company)), the logo for The Entire Cylon Race would look exactly like those tongs. And so I rest my case.

With this:



Out of the corner of My Eye, I'd thought that Google Images (in its infinite wisdom) had decided to show to me a picture of a vagina. It is not in fact a vagina, but a pink logo to Gigglestar Blacklactica. Let me show you:



I've refrained from uploading to my server a comparative image of a female vagina, for risk of making this completely NSFW, which would be critically important if anyone ever read my This.

     
Rating
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(20 to 41)
  Vagina
  If not a female vagina, then what other types of vaginas are there?
  Monday, January 12, 2009 by Rovika
  Giggling
  This brought me to giggles.
  Tuesday, January 13, 2009 by The original giggler
  Vagina
  Cylons have vaginas. And they're robots. So not technically female! Modus Tollens FTW!
  Tuesday, January 13, 2009 by scott
  Battlefag Gaylactica
  So say we all!
So say we all!
So say we all!
  Wednesday, January 14, 2009 by Model #12
  Indian Restaurant
  I went to that same Indian restaurant a few weeks ago and they gave me tongs that look like the emblem Buck Rodgers used to repel the space vampires in season 1.
  Friday, January 30, 2009 by MintredZealot
  I give up.
  "Out of the corner of My Eye, I'd thought that Google Images (in its infinite wisdom) had decided to show to me a picture of a vagina."

You don't see many vaginas do you. I'm trying to perservere and find the humour in your site, there are glimpses of it everynow and then but nothing solid. I read your article about not getting stung by a bee, and then followed it up with this one about seeing a pair of tongs that don't really look like anything from Battlestar Galactica. Not very etertaining I'm afraid.
  Saturday, January 31, 2009 by Georgie
  Consider...
  suicide.
Please.
  Sunday, July 05, 2009 by John-o
  this site...these...articles...
  make me feel fucking stupid. im trying to hard to find humor that's not there. i'll be leaving this site now. i'll come back when you surrender to david thorne or i get alink with something funny from this site. you see i get links form davids site...

but like thomas edison said...

i didn't fail at writing funny articles...i found SHIT TONS of ways to make unfunny articles.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by ray finkle..



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