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Trademarks and Fairytales of David Thorne Part IV
Monday, August 17, 2009 by scott

 
As you "astute" observers that are referred here from his site have clearly not noticed, I had completely dropped interest in that whole David Thorne debacle eight months ago.

So it was to my great surprise that just today I read this comment from the article Can I Pay for this with Fake Comedy?:

Photoshop Ahoy! Suspicions aroused... http://gutrumbles.com/archives2/000433.php#000433 That photo certainly looks familiar. Just without the belly message on it. Friday, August 07, 2009 by trk


I would like to thank trk for his (or her!) input on the matter. I thought that my original article would have sealed the deal, but apparently a lot of you don't believe plainly obvious things. So here, for your own assessment, are the two pages in question:

The original picture of a shirtless man, sans writing. (Screen shot).

The modified picture (the fifth one from the top) on Mr. Thorne's own site. (Screen shot). Update (2009-09-10): Mr. Thorne has been so sufficiently embarrassed that he's removed the Belly Messages page, replacing it with his parody of me! I'm flattered, but spoken for, Mr. Thorne.

You can see that I've included links to screen shots of the two pages. "But Scott, why would you waste your time doing this?", I'm sure you ask yourself. It is because David Thorne will remove or change anything on his site that demonstrates inaccuracy!

@trk: If you have any other insight, clues, or would like to share how you came accross this little jewel of a half-nude man, please email me at the address on the left side of the screen! Perhaps I'll throw in a Quality Mintred T-Shirt to sweeten the deal!

And to all of you wonderful David Thorne fans with an IQ low enough not to understand my articles, but high enough to use a computer: Suck it. For all your talk of my being pompous, an asshole, retarded, racist, and so-forth, I am still right and David Thorne is Faking You Out.©±Θ®™

Update (2009-08-24): trk has responded in the comments section below, thusly:

Poor form to edit the image of a dead guy for some cheap lols (especially since its being passed off as 'real' and most people are too stupid to notice the edits) when the guy is never going to be able to defend himself.


It appears he is correct! The root of the site says so. Unless perhaps a deceased gentleman is writing messages on his stomach and emailing them from the grave. If this is the case, we should set John Edward upon it!



Oh, and this spurred my interest a bit:

Now available in paperback: The Internet is a Playground: The complete collection of articles, including those too litigious for this website.  Only $19.95.  - David Thorne book ad


Not because I wanted to purchase it, of course. But it made me think, "Wouldn't litigation be more of a concern with a book, rather than a website, as then the publisher would share some liability in a legal proceeding? I mean, who wouldn't want to get their hands on the pocketbook of a big-time publisher like Conde Nast or Random House, rather than a website with just enough revenue to run a server?"

It was then that I hovered over the link and saw this: Cafepress. And the world made sense to me again! Except, of course, the part about the litigation. Perhaps the stories that did not make it to the web site are all about Ally McBeal? Or Law & Order: CSI fan fiction?

If anyone has purchased the book and actually read it (or had their literate friends read it to them), please do let me know about that mysterious missing content! It almost has me scintillated enough to buy one myself, OMG LOLCATS5000!

     
Rating
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(23 to 158)
  fucking idiot
  why don't you go crawl into a hole and die, you fucking retard. who cares if his site is all fake, its fucking funny and your site is the worst pile of crap that i have ever had to suffer through lookin at.

i bet you are tlk and that you were searching google for pcitures of naked men when you found that one. or maybe you are that guy without a shirt. nice tits, fuckface.
  Tuesday, August 18, 2009 by your anus
  Whose anus?
  @my anus: While some of David's fans have at least attempted a cogent response to my articles, I can see you are amongst those 95 percent that only know how to construct sentences around the words "fuck" and "retard".

I'd be far more insulted by being the bane of DT's readers were not most of DT's readers also back-wood, inbred half-wits. I suppose that is the type of ardent fan which he attracts. If you're not sure that I'm correct, please observe the comments in response to my previous articles on the subject (1, 2, 3).

To put it in terms you'll understand: Because you are a fucking retard, fuckface, you apparently do not understand my articles (sorry, my "words that are about things") and you can't stop jizzing over David Thorne because you are a fucking idiot due to your sister also being your mother.
  Tuesday, August 18, 2009 by scott
 
  Ah, Scott, I am capable of checking dates! I simply read David's story, came to your site, and found that a person I know might like it. You reacted in a rather hostile manner, though, which did hurt my feelings. I was merely suggesting that your fan demographic and David's do not mix, and that you should not waste your precious time and humor on him and his lies, but market it to the racially intolerant and Nazi sympathizers who will appreciate it more.
  Thursday, August 20, 2009 by Jeff
  You are the same Jeff as before?
  @Jeff: What in all the holy hotbox of the pope's anus are you talking about? I never even responded to your last comment from the Haxxor posting, and I must assume that you are not "my anus". So what are you replying to here?

Maybe I am as dumb as some of the DT commenters would claim! What a terrible thing that would be, but I just don't understand. <FROWNYFACE>

"I was merely suggesting that your fan demographic and David's do not mix"

Agreed!

"but market it to the racially intolerant and Nazi sympathizers who will appreciate it more."

Why would I do that? I am certainly intolerant of many specific people, but not peoples. Surely you can see the difference? However, in regards to one of my previous posts: Yes, the species of JarJar Binks can fuck off and die in its entirety.

Edit: I also should point out that I am not a nazi sympathizer. I feared you'd assume I was admitting to it because I did not address it specifically. I do support ol' Barack, so maybe your right-wing dog-beating associate would indeed still paint me as a nazi sympathizer.
  Thursday, August 20, 2009 by scott
  Jar Jar Binks
  It's ok if he, and the Gungan species, were to be genocided. He shames me.
  Thursday, August 20, 2009 by Ronnie, From America.
  Sadness
  Why all the hate on this page? Do "you people*" even bother to read any of his posts or do you just come straight from David's page to hate on him?
Don't get me wrong David's page is quite humorous, yes, but i see no need for World War 3.
The only thing that really bothers me about this blog is when I attempt to leave a thought out and nice comment I get called Dicklock.
Oh well.

*That must be my racist turrets kicking in :O

Sincerely Sarcastic.
  Friday, August 21, 2009 by Sarcastic
  Why?
  Why do you care? If you don't like this David Thorne person, then stop mentioning him! It seems you only have the traffic you do because of him, and it pisses you off. So you throw little temper tantrums and tattle to no-one in particular how you've found him out. I for one can totally believe that he pretended to be a girl and got men to write lewd sayings on themselves and send the pics to him. Some men will do anything for the promise of sex.

I'm guessing you're green with jealousy because no-one gets your sad sense of humour and Mr Thorne has a successful website and a book. And a life. Whining that people are being mean to you is asking for an ass-kicking.
  Friday, August 21, 2009 by Jennnnn
 
  you are a faggot
  Friday, August 21, 2009 by scott wannabe
 
  I tried to leave a similiar comment on David Thornes blog regarding the image and its obvious image editing, but funnily enough it kept getting removed....

I put this comment on gutrumbles (http://gutrumbles.com/mt2/talk2theaman52.cgi?entry_id=433) to alert the fellow in question as to the public humiliation he was suffering on 27bslash6 by being represented as an (attempted?) child molester...

Turns out I'm a few years too late - the guy died in 2006 and the blog is simply kept online by relatives as a dedication.

Poor form to edit the image of a dead guy for some cheap lols (especially since its being passed off as 'real' and most people are too stupid to notice the edits) when the guy is never going to be able to defend himself.

  Saturday, August 22, 2009 by trk
  Tell a teacher.
  Has the funny man on the internet being telling fibs?
Now Mintred you speccy tit, I suggest you run along and tell the teacher, or even the police, because there is no way that someone can make something up on the Internet.

Unless it's David Thorne.
He's my new boyfriend.
  Saturday, August 22, 2009 by Turd Van Bird
  Thanks, trk!
  @Jen..: Why should I not mention someone I don't like? That would be the most irrational thing possible. Unless you are one of those sunshine and lollipops women whom only like news about new recipes, kittens rescued from trees, and new ways to save money with coupons and would rather not hear about things like war, a faltering world economy, and kittens that died in trees.

How does it "seem like" I have traffic only because of him? Did you manage to get your hands on my web logs, or what?

As for your belief that he possibly didn't invent the things on his site: I have an excellent book for you to read. It's the oldest book possible, as it was written 6,000 years ago when the Earth was first formed. Pretty impressive, eh?

@Turd Van Bird: I don't mind at all when people make things up on the internet. When news outlets report that the fiction is fact, then that "bothers me". The real traffic whore is David Thorne.

@trk: Agreed, it is a shame that a dead man would be posthumously accused of attempting to solicit sex on the internet by doing something undignified. But it's helping ol' D.T. get lots of visitors, which is good for the economy. It's a mixed bag.

Thorne does edit his comment section regularly to remove anything negative.

To quote him: "I did have a comments area on my site a while back and it seemed like public narcissism." (From the comments of http://www.mintred.com/article/145/ ).

He brought it back in response to my articles, and then proceeded to remove from it anything negative about him or his site! Narcissism indeed!

Thanks for your update! Please keep me posted of any new developments!
  Monday, August 24, 2009 by scott
  WOW!
  Are you for real or is this a fake site by David?

Can you atually spell irony at all?

Tried reading your posts to find something funny but failed.

If I were you I would close down this blog since the bigger part centres around David winning points from you.

Get a new hobby Scott and get on with your life.
  Wednesday, August 26, 2009 by techtech
  douchedouche
  @techtech: Are you for real, or are you a small shiny turd that fell out of a pornstar's ass after a full day of DP anal and vinegar enemas? I'm sure if I were to meet you in person, I wouldn't be able to tell at that point either.
  Wednesday, August 26, 2009 by scott
  Sorry:(
  Hi scott, I thought this was a parody written by David. But even he would have gotten bored with this by now.
I am sorry people are being so nasty to you, as you clearly don't know any better.
  Wednesday, August 26, 2009 by Stan
  Apologies from your asshole
  @stan: No need to apologize! I find it hard to believe that you would be just plain dumb enough to assume that David had crafted 150 fine articles, including many cartoons, as part of a ruse. If you are that dumb then it's really nothing of which I can absolve you.

I, on the other hand, am sorry that you came here and became confused and frustrated. Perhaps you should find the content of this site more comprehensible:

http://pbskids.org/teletubbies/

Thank you for visiting!
  Thursday, August 27, 2009 by scott
  Congratulations
  That's some excellent investigative Internet browsing on the part of trk. Now Scott can go back to not being funny about other subjects with his head held high-ish.

Bask in the spoils of victory, Scott, for your articles about some other guy's Website have been vindicated by a stranger who found a photograph of a shirtless dead man, and told you about it.
  Friday, August 28, 2009 by Gonuts McDie
  Um...
  I just bought one of your Go Scott shirts. Those things are pretty sweet! Nice job man!
  Tuesday, September 01, 2009 by Jim
  David Thome is a liar...I think.
  Okay, so I just came from his site once I had done some reading here. I admit that I was looking for some dirt on the guy. Well guess what? Boy did I find some! Check this article out: http://www.27bslash6.com/flightcommander.html

In it David claims to be an astronaut. Can you believe this? I am pretty darn sure that this fake has never been the flight commander of any crew much less been to space. What sort of other works of fiction is this guy going to come up with next? Keep up the good fight man. Down with David Thome!
  Tuesday, September 01, 2009 by Edwin
  It is
  Jar Jar Binks
I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assault?
  Saturday, September 05, 2009 by Jan Paul van der Hooren
 
  What I really lack is to be clear in my mind what I am to do, not what I am to know, except in so far as a certain knowledge must precede every action. The thing is to understand myself, to see what God really wishes me to do: the thing is to find a truth which is true for me, to find the idea for which I can live and die. ... I certainly do not deny that I still recognize an imperative of knowledge and that through it one can work upon men, but it must be taken up into my life, and that is what I now recognize as the most important thing.

  Monday, September 07, 2009 by Søren Kierkegaard
  i hate u scott
  Is it strange that the interplay between you and torndick reminds me of Kierkegaard?

Scott, you most likely outed this torndick right before his book was coming out. I must say your timing is impeccable. I miss you all. 248 days till I'm free of this stupid existence. I ramble, as I'm prone to do when drunk. Scotttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyy. Beam me up. torndick's book = it makes good kitty litter foundation, wait i don't have a cat. fuck da police. what kind of low-brow con-man takes pictures of dead dudes and claims they found him attractive as a man in a wig? who finds this funny? who are these dumb mindless masses? i hate u scott - i hate u for exposing me to the idiots of the web, the rednecks of the internet "git'er done, torndick, git'er done!"
  Monday, September 07, 2009 by mrm0nk3y
  reply to these comments asshole!!
  reply to these comments and move the Kierkegaard comment after my previous comment. yes, i'm telling you how to do your website. yes, i'm drunk and bored. fuck you scott. fuck you.
  Monday, September 07, 2009 by mrm0nk3y
  You really are Pathetic.
  Your site contains nothing of even the remotest humour, talent or cleverness and as such you seem to be obsessed with the success of David Thorne's site. To the extent you even keep editing his wikipedia page. With every post you make you embarrass yourself further and show the world how desperately jealous you are of someone who has the talent you crave and will never have. Your site is weak, you are lame, just give it up.
  Wednesday, September 09, 2009 by Simon
  You make me embarrassed to be American
  The energy you spend on your obsession with David Thorne would be better put to developing your own skills. Have you thought about taking a amateur writing course? Putting time and effort into becoming as good a writer as David Thorne will give you a better outcome than your current obsession. Your anger at his success says more about you than him. Have you tried emailing David and asking for some tips about making your website more successful?

Unlike many of the comments I have read on here, I wish you all the best and hope you get this anger and obsession under control for your sake and your family.

  Wednesday, September 09, 2009 by Lauren
  The real reason for Scott hating David Thorne
  Alexa - ATS - Cubestat results:

27bslash6: Website Worth: $72,453.35 Daily Pageviews: 81,215

Mintred.com: Website Worth: $204.25 Daily Pageviews: 36

Fail. Find a new hobby Scott. Some people are good at what they do and some people are just simply flogging a dead horse. Read any of David Thorne's pages, they are written with a unique creativity. You have 150 pages of weak drivel with just 4 pages of any interest to anyone. You just come off as desperate, jealous and lame.
  Wednesday, September 09, 2009 by itguy
  So obvious
  that mrm0nk3y is Scott. So obvious in fact that everyone that agrees with scott on here is scott. fuck this whole site is just piss poor.
  Wednesday, September 09, 2009 by So Obvious
  Awww..
  @Simon: Sorry I didn't respond sooner, I was out buying lube so that I could read your site without getting friction burns. It's that dry.

Well done.

Yes, I can see that Simon Dempsey had reverted my changes. I fail to see how cleaning up an article and adding more precise information makes a biography worse. I guess David ThorneSimon Dempsey wants David Thorne to have a bio page, but doesn't want any information about David Thorne to actually be in the bio page. (Other than that he once drew a spider and also made a PDF of his website and uploaded it to Cafepress). You know, the sort of thing that would go in advertising material.

@Lauren: Really? Ryan Seacrest and Beyonce don't make you embarrassed to be an American, but I do? People throwing bricks through the store windows of Indians because they believe them to be Arab terrorists doesn't embarrass you? Women that raise 8 babies on a welfare check don't embarrass you, but I do? Talk of "nucular" weapons doesn't embarrass you, but I do?

Oh, I'll not be responding to the body of your comment because you're just re-hashing nonsense that I've already responded to dismissively. I will say this: You are quite the shallow idiot.

@itguy: Guh. "Fail"? Did you learn that declaration on the internets? Were you "trolling the forums" when you came across that little meme? Do all of your logins include the word "candy4u" and the number "69"? Man, I am full of questions today.

I guess you assume that I think that this site will get me loads of traffic and therefore eventually something like $70,000? And that I really, really, really wanted you to like me? ::eyeroll::

@So Obvious: Yes, I let hundreds of comments that are against me build up on these David Thorne articles, and then my coup de grace is a couple of posts from my drunken, belligerent friend. You've caught me.
  Wednesday, September 09, 2009 by scott
 
  So... You have written 4 pages about David Thorne which are angry and bitter and jealous of his talent. David has written 1 page about you which is clever, extremely well written and funny. Any wonder why he has hundreds of thousands visitors to his site and you have... well you have your bitterness and jealousy to keep you company. Your wife must think you are awesome.

BTW, I bought the book and it does have lots that the website doesnt and makes me laugh out loud every page. Because it is clever and funny and David Thorne is smart and witty. Not one page on your hack site made me even smile. Work it out.

Oh, and before you reply with what you think is a witty retort, they never are Scott. You are not smart or witty.
  Wednesday, September 09, 2009 by Janine
  Reply
  I bought 2 copies of David Thornes book. 1 for me and the other one for my sister in Canada (coz she sent me the link to his web page about having pets in the apartment) I laughed so much I cried. Book is very good.
  Thursday, September 10, 2009 by Nat
  Wowee
  You are like the unpopular kid with no friends telling the other kids in the schoolyard that the popular boy is not as cool as they think. And listing reasons why.

This whole site makes you come off as a bit of a complete fuckwit. Sorry.

Why not just be happy for this guys success and try harder yourself and put your energy into that? I mean you must have read this guys website. The spider email, party in apartment 3 and ducks in the bathroom articles are pure genius. If you send people to his site through jealousy and they read a few paragraphs and realize how brilliant David Thorne is at writing, it makes you look like a jealous idiot.

Stop humiliating yourself and try to come up with something good yourself instead of going on and on about the same thing. Really. You are holding your weaknesses and lack of ability up for all to see.
  Thursday, September 10, 2009 by Jackie S
  that book.
  I ordered the book and despite it taking nearly two weeks to get all the way here to England from the states, I am happy with it. It has lots of stories that are not on the website and is a completely different format. The Brian the Accountant articles are f*ing hilarious. I am going to order another few copies to give them as presents for xmas.

There are reviews for it at http://www.27bslash6.com/The_internet_is_a_playground_David_Thorne.html and I bought it after seeing the review in the London Times newspaper and remembered the spider and ducks stories. Cheers.
  Thursday, September 10, 2009 by Roger Beardsley
  Bored
  This site does not look very good. It is ugly and looks like it was made by a primary school student. The stuff on it is not very good either.
  Thursday, September 10, 2009 by Bored
  What you wrote about in the update
  You write that David Thorne deleted the belly messages page but I think you are mistaken. It has just moved down the list on his website. When I click your links though it goes to the page about you. Which is pretty funny. I think David is a lot cleverer than you. I think you are jealous of him but he just plays with you like he does everyone.
  Friday, September 11, 2009 by Jordan
  You are right
  @Jackie S: I hadn't looked at it that way. I have a good look at myself in the mirror and realised that I was so overcome with jealousy of David Thorne for being more popular, talented, creative and better looking that I let it control my life.

I apologise to all for being such a complete wanker. In future I will try to construct something of interest and value rather than simply regurgitating my envy for others to witness. I have a small penis and take my anger out on others.

P.S. follow me on twitter!
https://twitter.com/Scott_Mintred
  Friday, September 11, 2009 by Fake Scott
  found this page through the 27b/6 site
  Whats your problem man? Ease off on the jealousy it is making you look like a dickhead. If your stuff was funny then ok but it is really bad. Found your page through 27b/6 which I found on collegehumor. It is about 27b/6's twelth hotlink on the front page. What have you ever written of note? Just spend the time coming up with something good instead of all the hating those better at what they do than you. Peace out.
  Friday, September 11, 2009 by dicklock apparently
  This site is shit
  Nothing on here that is funny apart from some of the comments saying what a piece of worthless shit you are. You have not written anything even remotely clever on any of your pages. And in regards to the comments, when you try to be witty when you reply to people it just shows how unclever and a little bit stupid you are.
  Sunday, September 13, 2009 by Raymond
 
  internet is serious business
  Sunday, September 13, 2009 by ?sop???o
  HA.
  How cross must you be that David Thorne writes one page about you and it is better than anything you have written on your entire site. HAHA Look up the word irony Scott. Your website is like a huge arrow pointing at yourself with the word loser in capitals. I did laugh but it was at you not with you.
  Sunday, September 13, 2009 by Rene
  Your cunt face child rapist
  Well fucker if your plan was not to get people to like you with this website then you have succeeded. Otherwise its an epic fail.
Please just shut it down and fuck off.
David is funny, you are a child Molester.
You know what bothers me, that this domain name is taking up an ip range that could be used to host porn.
Fuck off and stop posting cunt eyes.
  Monday, September 14, 2009 by Dicklock
  Scott is fucking trash.
  I found this on the rolling stone website in regard to Kanye West's outburst at the VMA's.

Scott@mintred.com | 9/14/2009, 2:55 am EST

To all you white trash calling Kanye’s actions racist. You have no right to call a Black American a racist. Blacks are not racist; they are angry for the 350 years of injustice that they have had to endure in America as a result of racist white people, after Blacks were stolen from Africa, and stripped of their manhood, womanhood, and all dignity, and sold into slavery like cattle. Who wouldn’t be angry? Now when Black people start to stand up against injustice such as this white girl stealing our awards, you call them racist. However, whites might say, “It was not us but our ancestors that put Blacks into slavery, and not whites of today.” But whites are still benefiting from the free labor of enslaving Blacks to build this country to what it is today, while Blacks today are still suffering from post-slavery racism and injustice. Yet, as always, when a Black person speaks out against injustice, you call him a racist. How dare you! Can what Kanye did to Taylor Swift be worse than selling a human being at an auction block, off into a lifetime of slavery? Recall “Roots.”

Really Scott? Do you even have a GED? This posting was the most moronic shit I have ever read. Fuck you.
  Monday, September 14, 2009 by future president
  You're a cock.
  Please, don't play the race card to defend Kanye West being a pompous ass. He ruined a teenage girl's 15 minutes of fame to make an ill-made point about another artist. That was a dick move. Taylor Swift is not the point, if he'd done it to a black girl it still would have been a dick move. The point is, Kanye West is a douchebag. No, it's not as bad as slavery, but by that logic, black people would be allowed to do whatever the hell they wanted. So would jews, Palestinians, and any race or culture that's had bogus shit pulled on them over the years. Bad shit's happened, but we're moving towards equality. If anyone's the racist, it's you, for thinking that Kanye West is above criticism because of something that happened hundreds of years ago.
  Monday, September 14, 2009 by Martyn
  Race card
  You have no idea what you are talking about. for too long we have been forced to our knees by the white man. Our time is coming and when we rise it will be as one.
  Monday, September 14, 2009 by Fake Scott Mintred
  Wow, you people are idiots.
  I really don't mind when you call me terrible, unfunny, or some kind of idiot. You might be asking yourself why. As we've all learned from time to time at a Seder, the simple child deserves a simple answer:

Because you are the sorts of flag-groping, cousin-raping, Gordon-Ramsey-jizzing, iPhone-talking, book-eschewing, OC-loving, mush-brained morons that would care enough about what some stupid, whoring, uninteresting "rap star" does enough to actually come here and counter-argue a point that someone made in my name. The fact that you would do this, I should think understandably, makes your opinions on any and all matters irrelevant to me.

In case that was too vague: I didn't post anything about Kanye West (whom I called "Conde West" for many years because I'd thought it was a play on the name of the publisher), and even the fact that I have to mention Kanye West now makes me feel dirty.

I also have never posted under the name "David Thorne".

Thank you for your time. Monosyllabic versions of this comment are available at your local Church of Scientology. Lord Xenu bless us all.
  Monday, September 14, 2009 by scott
  Taylor Swift
  Why do you hate Taylor Swift so much? She is a very talented artist. I thought what Kanye did was really cruel. At least Beyonce had the decency to try to make things right. Why dont you just mind your own business and shut up?
  Monday, September 14, 2009 by Jessica
  seconds of entertainment
  scott, i'm floating in the middle of the ocean and i keep coming back to your site b/c this "fight" amuses me for seconds at a time. i say seconds, b/c after the seconds of amusement i feel sad that i'm defending these idiots rights to be, well, idiots. as a rational, thinking, analytical human being, looking back over the content, when, exactly did you "attack" torn dick? pointing out he makes up shit on his website? maybe those idiots are so angry with you b/c you ruined christmas. like that older meaner brother you just told your sister that santa claus doesn't exist, and to prove it you told her to stay up late, watching dad put the presents under tree. she hates you now for spoiling the illusion, for taking away her innocence. so thanks scott, thanks for ruining christmas. and stay away from your sister's innocence.
  Tuesday, September 15, 2009 by mrm0nk3y
  ^ oi mrm0nk3y (Scott)
  Write something good/clever/interesting/witty for a change. You write like an teenager who thinks he is a good writer and nobody has the heart to tell him he is less than average. This website is boring, the content is boring, the design is boring and you are boring.
  Tuesday, September 15, 2009 by Washington DC
  General Observation
  At a brief glance, I'll say that at least your comments page generates a bit more energy and enthusiasm than the "public narcissism" on your nemesis's. Keep up the good (if re-directed) work...
  Wednesday, September 16, 2009 by Advisory Only
  deary dear
  Did the naughty David Thorne lie on the internet? Do you need to have a lie down? Is there someone close you can talk with to get through this?

Get over yourself. You are jealous because he is clever and funny and you are unfunny, not very bright and a bit of a try hard. End of story.
  Wednesday, September 16, 2009 by Sara
 
  All you seem to do here is bag David Thorne and how his website is fake.

Sure a lot of it IS fake, but it doesn't make your shitty website seem any better.

I don't blog because I don't often have anything very interesting to say. I suggest you do the same.
  Sunday, September 20, 2009 by Your Website Bothers Me
  Another lie by David Thorne!!!
  I have found another lie on David Thorne's website. On the page called "A Baby's Smile" he has written:

My Favourite Bible story:
Once when baby jesus was in the desert, he turned some snakes into a small hut where he lodged for the night.

This is not in the bible! I think you should do another 4 pages dedicated to exposing this fib to the world. Make it your ongoing and not at all creepy quest.
  Monday, September 21, 2009 by Super Detective
  Bible Stories
  @Super Detective: Even if it were in the bible, it would be fictional. Well done though, truly.
  Tuesday, September 22, 2009 by scott
  No comment
  sorry dude but you are mintRETARDED!
  Wednesday, October 07, 2009 by Dicklock
  Hi!
  Hi! I'm Jen and I love your website. I dont know whats going on, but it's cool.
  Wednesday, October 07, 2009 by Jen
  you suck
  worst site on the internet.

you should kill yourself and save the world the pain of you living.
  Friday, October 09, 2009 by rtkg
  I dont think he's changed his page...
  Hello again,

You mention in your post update that david has changed his belly messages page? I dont believe thats the case, as its still there at http://27bslash6.com/bellymessages.html ... obviously photoshopped pictures included.

I used to enjoy david thornes stories, but now I know they are all just fairy tales its really taken the wit out of most of them. Its not hard to write an amusing dialogue when its really a monologue and you can tailor the responses from both characters and thus ensure the "fall guy" reacts correctly.

Another stab in the back. I used to believe in you, internet.
  Saturday, October 10, 2009 by trk
 
  I agree, go crawl in a hole and die. Why don't you try and be a little more narcissistic. The only reason you got any traffic from me here was because of Thorne. To make matters worse you actually said SUCK IT to people that might disagree with you because you were supposedly "right" about Thorne using a picture of a dead guy. If Thorne didn't do it enough i'd say you did. Way to exploit some guys death to make sure you were right. I'm glad you hold yourself in the holiest of light. Fuck off with your bull shit opinions that nobody could give a shit less about. Go get a real job and stop bitching about nothing. I hate people like you. You're the problem with our country. Instead of being a "computer programer" (so once your done dealing with the help desk having to remind people the reason their screen is still black is because the monitor isn't turned on) why don't you venture outside and pick up a shovel and maybe experience real work. By the way you're not "witty" in any means. Just because you can reference a thesaurus doesn't make you smart. It makes you look like an ass hole. "YOU bother me".


p.s. i don't even want to know if it is for sure a picture of a dead guy. I really REALLY hope it isn't.
  Tuesday, October 13, 2009 by your other anus
  scotty how many idiots can we get to view this shit?
  Ah, the internet... Freedom of speech, freedom of opinion, freedom of stupidity, freedom of zero accountability. The most successful websites have learned to expliot these "freedoms". Good o'le torndick is simply good at exploitation. Is his lieing any different than if I said I have a 15inch cock with 4in girth and I have a harem of beautiful young girls at my beck and call and then posted a bunch of pics of said girls to "prove" aforementioned statements? (the 15inch cock with 4in girth is totally true, my ancenstors were the originators of the phrase "hung like a horse")
As Howard Stern has taught us, any ratings are better than no ratings. A big chunk of his ratings, say 65%(instant random percentage(TM)), came from the people who hated him the most. Scott, is it bad that I haven't even visited torndick's site - like, ever?
  Wednesday, October 14, 2009 by mrm0nk3y
  biglol
  @ Scott/trk/mrm0nk3y (all the same person)

mrm0nk3y, you say you haven't visited the site yet? Around eighty thousand people a day do. lol. loser.
  Wednesday, October 14, 2009 by lol
  to torndick/every other persona
  Don't ever argue with an idiot; they'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
  Wednesday, October 14, 2009 by mrm0nk3y
  @mrm0nk3y
  That is an amazing quote. Pity you just copied it from someone else. Riding on coat-tails.

BTW, mrm0nk3y/scott, you are right about David making stuff up. He has been front page of the news for three days over the McDonalds letter. Probably sold a shit load of books too.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,28348,26208452-5014239,00.html
  Thursday, October 15, 2009 by Astrid
  good spin control
  damnit torndick you made me click on a link from you out of idle curiousity! good spin control.

(scotty why am I the only one talking to torndick? is your job keeping you that busy? my job allows for plenty of time to post useless chitchat on your website (obviously). oct22 sister's wedding in cali - you should come to visit.)
  Friday, October 16, 2009 by mrm0nk3y
  Obsessed
  You are really obsessed with David Thorne aren't you? Sad. Cyber stalker perhaps? Get a life...I'd suggest starting a new site to redeem your self respect and to begin to regain the respect of others. You've really gone from someone mildy amusing to a complete freak. Hope you don't scream out "Oh David" when you're making love to your wife!
  Friday, October 23, 2009 by Jay Moo
  Really?
  If you truly want to prove Thorne a liar for this, you're barking up the wrong tree. Who's to say whoever he was talking to - who sent him that belly message - didn't also find the same picture and then photoshop it themselves? Just because some shopping went on doesn't validate that Thorne was responsible.

Despite this, I would like to congratulate you on your catch phrase. "This bothers me" is full of layered wit so dense that even I can't penetrate as to why it is humourous/clever. But that's probably because I'm just a David Thorne fan, and therefore my IQ is low enough not to understand your articles, but high enough to use a computer.

[Also, is that small 'd' in the top left corner of this comment page a subtle hint that this IS a parody site run by David? Or just poor site design?]
  Thursday, November 12, 2009 by Ash
  You are a retard
  http://27bslash6.com/bellymessages.html
  Monday, November 16, 2009 by why so stupid?
  scotty boy
  Dear Scott,
You are both an inspiration and a comedic genius. I would love to meet up with you and watch 7 different porn movies at once. I also have a lovely Star Trek costume and dress up regularly. Also I am a real life dwarf that plays a level 70 dwarf on WOW so this would be an upgrade for you. I have 3 bars of Rest and am ready for anything... -_^

Anyway I must go watch some Star Trek themed porn, BYEEE. xox

ps. plz reply asap LOLz0Rz ^_^
  Wednesday, November 18, 2009 by Dazzaone
 
  l0l nerd
  Wednesday, November 25, 2009 by jay0sh
  Wha? Go take some History classes, please!
  Scott: «As for your belief that he possibly didn't invent the things on his site: I have an excellent book for you to read. It's the oldest book possible, as it was written 6,000 years ago when the Earth was first formed. Pretty impressive, eh?»
So you can read some forgotten language on clay tablets? I'm impressed. But what bothers me is that part: '6000 years ago when the Earth was first formed'. I dunno where you got that number, but you missed some zeros here. It formed about 4 000 000 000 of years ago.

We are dust,
-VHS-
Québec, Canada
  Friday, November 27, 2009 by VHS
  Sad, sad man
  You are a very sad man. :(

You can thank David for adding another hit to your website.

I'd tell you to stop being a zenophobic pompus moron, but meh.
  Saturday, November 28, 2009 by Amber
  Scott you are phenomenal!
  Keep up the good fight, I want you to know you have at least one supporter in your corner. Hopefully you will succeed in your actions against Mr. Thorne.

Sometimes, kindred spirits gather in a random manner, but that's not the point, the point is that we've found each other. I'll keep reading...you have a fan for life.
  Thursday, December 03, 2009 by Tony
  Your cock tasted like rainbows
  Thank you for fucking my mouth Scott. It was pure ecstasy when you shot your jizz load on my face pan. I will call you later this week.

P.S. Your wife she doesn't know what she's missing! *kiss*
  Thursday, December 10, 2009 by Loverboy
 
  Oh shit boy. The internet is srs bsns.

Gonna make sure you get the picture, so I will literally communicate through more pictures!

http://www.global-changes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Internet_argument.jpg
http://www.craphound.com/images/xkcdwrongoninternet.jpg

Stop your BAAAAAAAAAAAWing and grow a pair. Or else it just gets more and more obvious you're doing this for attention.

...shit I just gave you a pageview for this crap. /That is a pageview I will never get back./

(And love? Stop saying that an individual's worth is measured by how they construct sentences, more specifically, by how often they use curse words. I'd rather be cursing than bombastic.)
  Saturday, December 12, 2009 by K
  The bible, jackass
  @VHS: "So you can read some forgotten language on clay tablets? I'm impressed. But what bothers me is that part: '6000 years ago when the Earth was first formed'. I dunno where you got that number, but you missed some zeros here. It formed about 4 000 000 000 of years ago."

You must have left your sarcasm detector in France when you moved to mini-France.

I was talking about the bible, sarcastically. Maybe in the south of France and mini-France they actually teach science in schools. They do not teach science in the South in the States.

@Everyone: Even I haven't been on this site in a few months. Goddamn, get a life.

Oh, and he changed the page back after my last update. I just didn't re-update, because I didn't care.
  Monday, December 21, 2009 by Scott



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