There have been rumors going around that all I do nowadays is play World of Warcraft with a sword balanced precariously on my head. These rumors were probably started by this picture.



This, of course, wouldn't make sense. It would also seem mildly insane. Which is why I want to put the rumors to rest. Especially the rumor that I cropped Bedtime Bear out of this picture because he sits next to me and helps me fight the Horde in the guise of my bear in the game. That would just be crazy. Hence, not true.

These goddamb frost mages are such an irritant. I mean, I'm in Warsong Gulch, running around like an idiot with a bright red luminescent flag attached to my head, and suddenly this asshole pops out and freezes me to the ground. Then he stands just far away enough that I get "Target too Close" for a ranged attack, and my fucking surly dwarf character says "too far away" for a melee attack. Why did they make my character such a dick. Like if I'm in the middle of a global cooldown and I try to hit another spell, he'll say "can't do that now". He says it like he's some desperate fucking housewife who refuses to have sex because the scotch tape is somehow out of order. Goddamb I hate that show. My fiancee watches it with me in the room, which boils my blood more than a cockbloating lvl ?? undead rogue sneaking up on me when my xp bar is almost entirely purple (or better yet blue).

So you see my problem here. These rumors get started for absolutely no good reason, and I beg of you to stop spreading them. Maybe if I stopped posting this shit in a blog that would help. But I gravely doubt it. Who reads the internets anyway? And this isn't even hosted on the internet2, so really, it's just on the internet, and those "universities" with their "multi-gigabit backbones" can suck it.

So I say good day to you, sirs and madams, and I warn frost mages that I will soon have enough engineering skills to create the frost reflector (or whatever the ass it's called in the game), and I will direct your fruity spells back at you, and shoot you while you are stuck to the ground. My bear will also attack you, because he will not be frozen to the ground either.

I'll note for any of you computer-driving Blizzard-humping assbags out there that I am a level 46 dwarf hunter/engineer/miner (yeah, I don't care about your opinion on that) on the Dentarg realm.