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What the Internets Means to Me
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 by scott

 
These are the things that I've made to make points on the internets. Mostly on Gizmodo.

I will let the pictures speak for themselves, because some of the pictures contain words (most do!).

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  Jesus fucking Christ man. I think I would rather be forced to listen to westlife on repeat for the rest of my life than read that fucking inane nonsense again
  Thursday, January 29, 2009 by Hayley
  you
  my cat thinks you are really clever
  Saturday, January 31, 2009 by shelley
  you
  to be honest, I think she has a little crush on you - she's a sucker for a dry wit... and morons
  Saturday, January 31, 2009 by shelley the Unclever Bitch
  What the fuck?!
  What is this drivel?! Is this meant to be funny? Seriously?
  Saturday, January 31, 2009 by Frances
  Funny?
  @Frances: Yes.
  Saturday, January 31, 2009 by scott
  dear GOD!
  Did you get a seven year old to make these jokes (and I use the word jokes very, very lightly)?
  Saturday, January 31, 2009 by Jane Doe
  ok
  Your other pages are pretty fucking weak but I laughed at the steve jobs robottier than ever pic. I will give you that one and click a yes to this page.
  Sunday, February 01, 2009 by Mike. K.
  Not even remotely amusing...
  If humour was a location, this is the furthest point from it.
  Wednesday, February 04, 2009 by Richard Cheney
  Gay for robots
  What the internet allows me too do.

1. Laugh at your attemt to funny. Do not take this as me laughing at what you write. I am laughing at you being a complete fuckfaced tolbag, dogshit breathe idiot.

2. Allows me to point out to all your users that you are gay for robots.

3. Many other things that are far beyond your humor and intellect, so I will not mantion them here.

Enjoy those robots fagbog dickface.
  Monday, March 16, 2009 by Mintred DickLock
  I dont get it
  My sense of humor must be terrible. Or your humor is just non existent. You have inspired me to make a blog dedicated to weirdos with a hard on for digitally altered pictures/ robotic looking sh*te.
  Tuesday, April 27, 2010 by Stephen
  What the fuck just happened?
  I was having a really good day till I came up against your website. This page alone has left me with the urge to commit multiple counts of murder.
The only type of humour this page has any connection with is vitreous humour. As you are clearly stultifyingly stupid I'll save you the effort of looking that up by telling you what it is. It's the gelatinous substance that fills your eyeballs, and which you are personally contaminating by causing unsuspecting members of the public to look at this drivel you've created.
You should feel ashamed, but not as ashamed as your wife for marrying you.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by The Mind Gap
  Obsessed Much!
  Seriously Scott why don't you just leave David's page alone, if you really don't like him or any thing to do with his site then why does nearly everything on your site have some reference to him? Who cares if his site is fake ( which i don't believe it is) If you don't like it stop going and looking at it, it is that simple you sad jealous little man
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by lisa
  Well...
  At least the time you spent doing this COULD have been spent molesting and murdering neighborhood children, but you opted to do this. Still, if I were to see you and a child murderer standing in the street, I would pause a moment to decide which one to stab first.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Grady Richards
  your site still sucks
  man im just going through your articles that werent about david and i found this one first.

none of the pictures were funny.

none.
the photoshop is pretty shitty too. i think you should surrender to david and get lessons from him. it'll be better for you than this.
i know it's kind of wrong to just hate on you but when your website sucks this bad and you sent those stupid emails to david saying you were funnier its hard not too.

none of this shit can be good for your self esteem. if i were your therapist i would tell you to stop and do something you are good at. well that's WOW...so i would say eat good food and a little exercise will help.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by ray FUCKING finkle
  great scheme
  pretty good job with making this site David
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Jupiman
  Shit shit shit and more shit.
  Utter shit. I 'foggot' already.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by Anonymous
  you must be trolling me
  I see no other viable explanation. You cannot possibly think this is funny...
Please say you get off on pissing people off with these deliberate attempts at bad 'humor' and in doing so restore what is left of my faith in humanity.
Because all the facepalms in the world do not cover the inanity of your so called humor.
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by double facepalm
 
  this wobsite is either really fake or really sad....
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by
  ur website
  I NAME THEE A THORNE MANUFACTURE. HE HATH INVENTED TEH INTERNETS AND SO U R A DOUCE DISGUISED AS A FUNNYMAN DISGUISED AS A RETARDED CHILD FOND OF DEFECATING IN THE BATH
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 by ~
  Do the world a favour...
  .... And trash the copy of photoshop from your PC
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Stuey Griffen
  ...What?
  ...I don't even. This is probably one of the most retarded pages I've ever seen in my life. I'm perplexed as to why you think poorly-drawn faces on random pictures is funny, and from the looks of it, I'm not alone.

While I'm here, I may as well comment on your little obsession with David Thorne. In "Time", you mention that your site contains far more humor than his. You attempt to validate this by "proving" that his pages are fabricated. In case you were never aware, things don't have to be true to be funny. There are several television shows that are drop-dead hilarious, yet have no shred of truth in them whatsoever. Your assumption that something fake must be less amusing than something true is a fallacy. Please reassess your argument with him and either desist or make some sense.

Either way, this is all assuming that all of the content on his site is fake. From what I gather, your whole argument is based upon an article on his site about belly writings. You don't seem to grasp the concept that David wasn't necessarily the one who photoshopped that picture. It's perfectly feasible to assume that whoever sent him that picture could have shopped it themselves.

In light of all of this negative attention that you're getting because of these unfounded accusations against David, you should probably just shut your site down and disappear into the real world. It'll probably be difficult for someone as socially inept as you, but trust me, it'll be worth it. Maybe you can even take a writing course while you're at it.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by What
  This website is
  Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. I thinkI have forever damaged myself by reading this nonsense.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Christ
  Hear me lowly lamb
  You must give up the god-awful (I'm allowed to blaspheme) website now or else your first born will...oh sorry my mistake...there's not much more suffering I can place upon you...
...carry on simpleton.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by God
  Dear Scott
  If in fact, you ARE real and not a David Thorne fabrication, then you are DESPERATELY unfunny.
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by Mick from Orstralia
 
  you cant even read the writing cos of the colours used
  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 by
  What the fuck?
  Scott,

I've seen some shitty webpages in my time. I mean really awful stuff. Utter bastard stuff. Stuff I'd not even let Ray Charles near, God rest his smutty soul. But this particular page is fucking terrible. It made me want to gouge my beautiful baby blue eyes out of my amazingly gorgeous head. I mean I thought I was bad at MS Paint. It might be that this passing fad is of interest to you and your "trouble and strife" but by Jaysis is this awful. Terrible, terrible stuff. It is the 9/11 of pages. A total disaster. You are the Al Qaeda of webspace, my cave-dwelling, weirdo with the beardo, Malcolm Glazer-lookalike friend. If I were you I'd take a leaf out of 99.8% of comments here and shut this site down. You are obviously David Thorne's bitch now therefore act like one and stop sniffing his hole!!
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by Barra
  so gay
  Dont worry, you'll get a girl freind one day.
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by JMCI
  wow
  you are funny, really funny. Keep up the good work.
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by Hayseus
  Danger. Danger. Danger
  For some minutes I got sucked into this stupidity and I think it damamged parts of my brain. AVOID. UTTER CHAOS. Scott is a zombi and wants your .......

BBBRAAAAAAAAAAAINS .... BRRRRRAAAAAAAAINS
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by Manu
  Wank
  Just Wank
  Thursday, September 30, 2010 by Wank
  You sir...
  are an idiot.
  Friday, October 01, 2010 by mrT



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