Hello, my name is David and this is my new website. I am still trying to work out where to put all of the lines and colours.

I am hoping to impress you so that I can eat a proper meal soon.

Good design is the key to any good website. Any graphic designer will tell you that you do not need to think of clever things to put on your website, so long as it is arranged in a pleasing fashion. Even if you can't think of any ideas for content, you can always talk about people that are "not" gay.

I have made this design using Dreamweaver 4.0 on my purple iMac, but once I make money from designing websites I will get a new computer.

From: David Thorne
To: Penny Quarterson
Subject: Pants sizes©®^TM

Hello!

I am curious as to whether you sell men's pants in the equivalent of a women's size zero? I am much too skinny to wear regular pants, and do not have the money to have pants altered to fit. If you do not have such small men's pants then I am interested in purchasing women's pants in the aforementioned size.

From: Penny Quarterson
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Pants sizes©®^TM

Hi David,

Sorry, but we do not sell men's pants in that small of a size. Our women's pants only come in pastel colours, so you might not be interested.

Best, Penny

From: David Thorne
To: Penny Quarterson
Subject: Re: Re: Re: re: Pants sizes©^TM®

Penny,

Thank you for the information. I would like to order the pants in a light purple, if you have it in stock. You see, I am attending a party with some co-workers and I am hoping that the pants will attract one of them to me.

From: Penny Quarterson
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: re: rere: Pants sizes®^TM©

David,

That sounds very nice. I wish you the best of luck with your arousing of your co-worker. I will try to put this as delicately as possible, but you are aware that the women's pants may be a tad "binding"?

From: David Thorne
To: Penny Quarterson
Subject: Re: Re: re: FW: Pants sizes^TM®©©

Thank you! Don't worry about the binding problem. Even if it is a bit painful it will be worth it so that Lucius can see the outline of my bits. I am hoping that it will help him to find me attractive, and match my purple eyes.